Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 11118

Quote from Teddy in the episode Ransom

Amy: What are you doing here? You promised you would stop showing up places to propose to me.
Teddy: Quit flattering yourself. I only did that four times. [laughs] Also, I'm taken now. I got married, last year, in the spiciest little city. Phoenix. It was very posh. We served a flight of large batch Pilsners. I don't know if you remember, but I love...
Both: Pilsners.
Amy: Yeah, we remember.
Teddy: Yeah, long story short, we're pregnant now, and I'ma... I'ma try and win this sexy little number.
Amy: Oh, God, is that what I sound like?
Rosa: Yep.
Gloria: Excuse me. Are you here for the competition?
Teddy: Uh, yes, hi. I'm Teddy Ramos. Took my wife's last name. Very brave.
Rosa: He's the worst.

 ‘Ransom’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: He's calling.
Jake: Sir, remember, we need two minutes for the trace.
Captain Holt: Two minutes, understood.
Jake: So just keep him talking and stay calm.
Captain Holt: Peralta, I'm in complete control.
Man: [disguised voice on the phone] Hello?
Captain Holt: Shut your damn mouth. I'm the one talking here.
Man: Then this is over. [beep]
Jake: And he hung up. Well, that could've gone better.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: So now I know who the sumbitch is who took my dog. The only problem is, I have no idea where to find that sumbitch.
Kevin: Well, Raymond, I think we can help you find that sumbitch. Jake?
Jake: Sumbitch. We all got to say it.

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: Let me show you what we found: A security camera grabbed some footage of Cheddar being picked up and put into a car which was registered to an anonymous shell company on Dean Street. We can be there in 15 minutes.
Captain Holt: That's weird. It's sunny outside.
Jake: Why's that weird?
Captain Holt: Because a [bleep]storm is about to rain down on that punk.
Jake: Oh, my God, I fell for it, and I loved it.

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