Quote from Teddy in the episode Ransom
Amy: Are you sure you wanna keep doing this, Rosa? You really don't have to.
Rosa: My feet hurt a little, but I can go as long as it takes.
Teddy: We're having a great time back here. I was just telling my buddy Reggie here about this great salsa that I make. It's so mild you barely taste it.
Reggie: That's it. I can't take any more. I'm out.
Teddy: Bye, Reggie. I'll send you that article about mailboxes.
Reggie: Please don't!
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: He's calling.
Jake: Sir, remember, we need two minutes for the trace.
Captain Holt: Two minutes, understood.
Jake: So just keep him talking and stay calm.
Captain Holt: Peralta, I'm in complete control.
Man: [disguised voice on the phone] Hello?
Captain Holt: Shut your damn mouth. I'm the one talking here.
Man: Then this is over. [beep]
Jake: And he hung up. Well, that could've gone better.
Quote from Captain Holt
Captain Holt: So now I know who the sumbitch is who took my dog. The only problem is, I have no idea where to find that sumbitch.
Kevin: Well, Raymond, I think we can help you find that sumbitch. Jake?
Jake: Sumbitch. We all got to say it.
Quote from Captain Holt
Jake: Let me show you what we found: A security camera grabbed some footage of Cheddar being picked up and put into a car which was registered to an anonymous shell company on Dean Street. We can be there in 15 minutes.
Captain Holt: That's weird. It's sunny outside.
Jake: Why's that weird?
Captain Holt: Because a [bleep]storm is about to rain down on that punk.
Jake: Oh, my God, I fell for it, and I loved it.