Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 11494

Quote from Jake in the episode The Set Up

Jake: Okay, so here's what I'm thinking. The union set me up. Think about it. O'Sullivan told Amy if she didn't drop her pilot program, "she'd be sorry," and now suddenly, I'm being threatened with suspension?
Captain Holt: Sure, but he threatened her, not you.
Jake: We're married. We're a team.
Amy: Really? What about when I wanted to run a half marathon together and you told me to rot in hell?
Jake: That was clearly a playful joke.
Amy: So will you run the half marathon with me?
Jake: No, I would die!

 Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Quote from the episode The Party

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

 ‘The Set Up’ Quotes

Quote from Charles

Charles: Really never seen Speed, sir? Keanu Reeves, Sandy Bullock, Jeff Daniels at the height of his sexual powers?

Quote from Charles

Charles: Uh-oh, I know that strut. Little hip swing, playful butt bounce... Somebody made a collar!
Jake: Not loving you talking about my butt bounce, but, also, hell, yeah, someone collared a big dog!
Charles: Woof, woof!

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: So you lost a Speed That sucks. At least you didn't have a Sister Act taken from you.
[flashback:]
Captain Holt: Bracco confessed. The undercover operation is over.
Rosa: But I just got a spot in the choir.
[present:]
Jake: Wait, is that the real reason you left the force?
Rosa: It didn't help.

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