Sergeant Jeffords: Amy, look alive. He's here.
Frank O'Sullivan: You the guy selling the memorabilia?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, yeah.
Frank O'Sullivan: Where did you get this stuff?
Sergeant Jeffords: I used to haul amps for him.
Frank O'Sullivan: Yeah? Which tours?
Sergeant Jeffords: The, you know...
Amy: [in ear piece] Oh, Terry, I'm not ready to say goodbye.
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm Not Ready to Say Goodbye tour.
Frank O'Sullivan: Never heard of that one.
Sergeant Jeffords: You haven't? That's weird. Maybe you just weren't paying attention.
Amy: Sorry. I'm on Billy Joel's wiki now.
Sergeant Jeffords: I've done other tours too, like...
Amy: Innocent Man and The Bridge.
Sergeant Jeffords: Innocent Man and The Bridge.

Sergeant Jeffords: You should take my minivan.
Rosa: A minivan? Ha ha.
Sergeant Jeffords: You all got a problem with my minivan? Because my wife doesn't like it either. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. They roll!

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.

Charles: Hey, Sarge. I need someone to fill out a line up. Will you be scary Terry?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.
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Sergeant Jeffords: This is taking too long! I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!

Rosa: What am I doing?
Jake: You, Charles, and Scully will be here, distracting Kevin and making sure he doesn't know Holt's working.
Captain Holt: And who will be on Cheddar duty?
Rosa: I mean, can't we just distract him with a bone?
Captain Holt: Bone? Bone?
Jake: Yeah.
Captain Holt: [yelling] Bone? Cheddar's not some street rat.

Captain Holt: I'm gonna check those CompStat numbers right now. I'm just gonna click on this video link entitled "Handyman fixes squeaky door, [bleep] customer."
Jake: Oh, my God.

Captain Holt: But I just received an email from my contact at One Police Plaza about our reform proposal.
Jake: Ah, yeah, speaking of that, now that the report is done, can you please tell Amy you're retiring? I don't like lying to her.
Captain Holt: So then you told her about the Top Shot?
Jake: I didn't need to because I traded it for an investment in The Rock's new cryptocurrency, which is currently worth... Oh, no, what happened to RockCoin?