Captain Holt: The ceremony's about to start and O'Sullivan's about to come home and catch us. It seems the reform proposal is as dead as my marriage.
Jake: I'm sorry. It's all my fault. I was so desperate for us to have one last cool case together that I forced you into this.
Captain Holt: [sighs] No, Jake. The truth is... I enjoyed it. I had fun being Maxwell Maxwell.
Jake: Yes. I knew it was a good idea.
Captain Holt: And I hate myself for it.
Jake: Damn it. I interjected too soon.
Captain Holt: It makes me scared that... I'm not ready to retire, no matter how much I want to for Kevin's sake. I mean, clearly, there's a part of me that still wants to work cases. What if I'm making the wrong choice?
Jake: It's completely understandable that you would feel that way. You've devoted your whole life to this. It's who you are. But you're also Kevin's husband.
Captain Holt: What would you do?
Jake: [sighs] I'm not sure. But I know that when things are hard, I talk them through with Amy. And just being with her, looking into her eyes, everything that seemed so complicated becomes simple. And then... I just know.

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Rosa: What am I doing?
Jake: You, Charles, and Scully will be here, distracting Kevin and making sure he doesn't know Holt's working.
Captain Holt: And who will be on Cheddar duty?
Rosa: I mean, can't we just distract him with a bone?
Captain Holt: Bone? Bone?
Jake: Yeah.
Captain Holt: [yelling] Bone? Cheddar's not some street rat.

Captain Holt: I'm gonna check those CompStat numbers right now. I'm just gonna click on this video link entitled "Handyman fixes squeaky door, [bleep] customer."
Jake: Oh, my God.

Captain Holt: But I just received an email from my contact at One Police Plaza about our reform proposal.
Jake: Ah, yeah, speaking of that, now that the report is done, can you please tell Amy you're retiring? I don't like lying to her.
Captain Holt: So then you told her about the Top Shot?
Jake: I didn't need to because I traded it for an investment in The Rock's new cryptocurrency, which is currently worth... Oh, no, what happened to RockCoin?