Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 4293

Quote from Charles in the episode Pontiac Bandit

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, Boyle. You want to choose where we order lunch from today?
Charles: Really? You're lifting the lifetime ban? I thought my lunch choices were "horrifying adventures in diarrhoea."
Amy: Today, Charles, we take that adventure with you.
Charles: All right! I've been craving Sudanese all day. I'll print out some menus.

 Charles Quotes

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1

Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

 ‘Pontiac Bandit’ Quotes

Quote from Hitchcock

Sergeant Jeffords: Hitchcock called himself Scully by accident.
Hitchcock: I did, but it brought me and Scully closer together.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I've been trying to catch the Pontiac Bandit for eight years. You know how many months that is?
Rosa: 96.
Jake: 80. 40. 6. Years. Months.
Captain Holt: Do you need a math tutor? Because the department will provide one for you.
Jake: I can't tell if you're being serious.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Ouch. He ran over my foot. I am in incredible pain.

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