Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 4431

Quote from Rosa in the episode Payback

Jake: How about this? I'll work off my debt to each of you. I'll do anything you want. How does that sound?
Scully: Anything?
Jake: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?
Charles: No, that was definitely creepy.
Rosa: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.

 Rosa Quotes

Quote from the episode 9 Days

Rosa: I want to say a few words. When Jason died seven days ago, I didn't give a rat's ass.
Charles: This is your speech?
Rosa: 'Cause I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself. I've only had Arlo for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Gina: Very violent eulogy, I like it.

Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia

Rosa: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Amy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Quote from the episode The Road Trip

Sergeant Jeffords: Wait, is that a smile I see?
Rosa: Possibly. My immune system is too weak to fight off my smile muscles.

 ‘Payback’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Amy: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.
Captain Holt: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.

Quote from Captain Holt

Amy: Captain, how are you feeling?
Captain Holt: Better today. I even managed to eat some plain toast this morning.
Amy: Smart. Something bland.
Captain Holt: That's my favorite breakfast.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: He was a great partner. Smart, loyal, homophobic, but not racist. In those days that was pretty good.

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