Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 4607

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Sabotage

Sergeant Jeffords: Well, I thought you might need a little more manpower.
Charles: Okay.
Sergeant Jeffords: So I'm assigning you a new partner. Actually, partners.
Hitchcock: Yeah, there's definitely something in there. Looks like a peanut.
Scully: Bet it's a cashew.
Hitchcock: You're on!
Charles: No! Sarge, come on. They're terrible.
Sergeant Jeffords: Stop exaggerating, Boyle. They're good detectives.
They're fine.
Scully: Oh no, I pushed it in deeper.
Sergeant Jeffords: They're all we've got.

 Sergeant Jeffords Quotes

Quote from the episode The Tagger

Sergeant Jeffords: You should take my minivan.
Rosa: A minivan? Ha ha.
Sergeant Jeffords: You all got a problem with my minivan? Because my wife doesn't like it either. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. They roll!

Quote from the episode Beach House

Sergeant Jeffords: I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.

Quote from the episode The Slump

Charles: Hey, Sarge. I need someone to fill out a line up. Will you be scary Terry?
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, I love being Scary Terry. He says what regular Terry's thinking.
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Sergeant Jeffords: This is taking too long! I'm gonna miss the farmer's market!

 ‘Sabotage’ Quotes

Quote from Scully

Hitchcock: All that investigating was exhausting. Besides, we did our share of that in the seventies and eighties. Now, we like to do paperwork in our comfy chairs.
Scully: If we're away from our desks for too long, they'll update our computers and we'll lose Minesweeper.

Quote from Scully

Charles: I gotta say. You guys are good cops.
Hitchcock: Yeah, no doy. How do you think we got to be the oldest guys here?
Charles: By never being promoted and losing all your money to divorces.
Scully: And bad investments.

Quote from Scully

Scully: You called us useless. You called us incompetent. You called us zeroes in the sack.
Charles: Never happened.
Scully: Well, someone said it to me last night. Oh, must have been my wife.

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