Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 4760

Quote from other character in the episode Sal's Pizza

Jake: What are you doing here, you nimrod?
Fire Marshall Boone: Uh, there was a fire. Big question is, what are you doing here? What, did someone call in a missing donut?


Quote from the episode Pilot

Amy: What's your name?
Mlepnos: my name?
Jake: Uh-uh.
Mlepnos: Mlepnos.
Jake: Can you spell that please?
Mlepnos: M-l-e-p clay.
Amy: Did you say "clay"?
Mlepnos: Yes, the "clay" is silent.

Quote from the episode Jake & Amy

Jake: Hey, I know you. You're Mlepnos.
Mlepnos: No. We have never met.
Jake: No, I'm pretty sure we have.
Mlepnos: You sell me horse blood?
Jake: No.
Mlepnos: Would you like to buy horse blood?
Jake: No.

Quote from the episode New Captain

Seth Dozerman: Tell my wife that I love her ... work ethic.

'Sal's Pizza' Quotes

Quote from Gina

Gina: Plus, we already have the perfect candidate already, Savant.
Sergeant Jeffords: That punk who hacked us?
Gina: Precisely. Captain, turn your greatest weakness into your greatest strength. Like Paris Hilton re her sex tape.
Captain Holt: Get to the point.
Gina: Savant tore our walls down, but he can build them back up. Taller and thicker than ever.
Sergeant Jeffords: But how can we be sure he won't turn on us?
Gina: His mom ratted him out, so I bet he'd love a steady pay check to get out of that snitch's house. Oh, if I had a mic right now, I'd drop it.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Cory: It was like taking candy from a baby.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why are you giving candy to a baby in the first place? Don't give candy to a baby! They can't brush their teeth!

Quote from Gina

Gina: Listen to this. Scully searched for how much fudge is in a calorie.

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