Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 5332

Quote from Charles in the episode The Pontiac Bandit Returns

Gina: Do you know how disgustingly entangled our lives will be if our parents turn into a real couple?
Charles: Yes! You think I want you and your mom horning in on the Boyle boys mimosa brunches? That's our guy time.
Gina: Ugh.

 Charles Quotes

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1

Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

 ‘The Pontiac Bandit Returns’ Quotes

Quote from Doug Judy

Captain Holt: Give me some details.
Doug Judy: Ruiz and I were cellies in Attica in the '90s. He texted me last week. Needs some cars to deliver his product. I said no because drugs are stupid. Except for weed and sex pills. A man has needs. [singing] Rosa, Rosa, Rosa, Rosa. I can't think of your last name, baby.
Captain Holt: Enough crooning!

Quote from Jake

Jake: I've already got my cover story worked out. My name is Dante Thunderstone. I stole my first car at the tender age of nine.
Doug Judy: You had to fend for yourself since your mother was struck by lightning.
Jake: While she was pregnant with me. She passed. I lived. Some say that makes Zeus my dad. Oh! Mythic.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Hey, first things first. I swear to you we are gonna catch Doug Judy.
Jake: Yeah, I know. We did it once. We can do it again.
Rosa: No. We will catch him. More importantly, thank you. I know how hard that was to make that choice and let him get away.
Jake: No, it was an easy call. I know how much this task force means to you.
Rosa: It means so much, and it's been so stressful, and it went so well. Seriously, look at me, I cannot stop smiling. How do people do this with their faces?

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