Seth Dozerman: Hello, I'm your new Commanding Officer, Captain Seth Dozerman. My motto is simple: efficiency, efficiency, efficiency.
Jake: You could probably just say it once.
Seth Dozerman: Are you making fun of my stutter?
Jake: Oh.
Seth Dozerman: Tricked you. I don't have a stutter. Boom. I've already established my authority through my amazing sense of humor.

Madeline Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond.
Captain Holt: Describing your breakfast?

Madeline Wuntch: Trent, Brice, where are we with the name?
Trent: We've narrowed it down to two choices. Petey or Paulie.
Gina: With all due respect, that Pigeon is clearly a Ray-Jay. Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji.

Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.