Seth Dozerman: So, I want to explain what happened back there. I did not have a heart attack. The doctors have informed me that I have a genetic heart condition. My aortic valve is 16% too narrow, which lowers my life expenctancy from 103 to 64.
Sergeant Jeffords: So sorry, sir. That's terrible.
Seth Dozerman: Yes, it's depressing. They also informed me that I carry the gene for webbed feet, which is interesting more than anything else. But, when you stare death in the face, like I have, it really puts in perspective. Namely that I've been wasting too much of my time farting around, so that stops now. Say goodbye to the fun, hilarious, laidback Seth Dozerman that you used to love.

Madeline Wuntch: Sticks and stones, Raymond.
Captain Holt: Describing your breakfast?

Madeline Wuntch: Trent, Brice, where are we with the name?
Trent: We've narrowed it down to two choices. Petey or Paulie.
Gina: With all due respect, that Pigeon is clearly a Ray-Jay. Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji.

Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.