Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 5967

Quote from other character in the episode Karen Peralta

Roger Peralta: I didn't know you saw that.
Jake: Yeah, well, I did, and I never told Mom about it, but I swear to you, I will unless you leave right now. Should be easy for you since it's your favorite thing to do aside from humping it up with ladies.
Roger Peralta: You think I'm way more sexually active than I am. I mean, I've only had sex with, like, 400 women.
Jake: What? Four hundred? Oh, my God.
Roger Peralta: Is that a lot? I mean, all my friends are pilots. I'm on the low end of average.

 ‘Karen Peralta’ Quotes

Quote from Charles

Attorney: How do we know those were drugs? Please back that tape up.
Charles: No! Objection!
Judge: On what grounds?
Charles: That's my penis?
Judge: Overruled.

Quote from Gina

Captain Holt: This just might work out after all.
Gina: You're damn right it will, 'cause we're a ragtag, scrappity, fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!

Quote from Amy

Amy: Jake, Karen is a grown woman with a pretty respectable credit score. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.
Jake: Amy, I know that you have a binder, but you don't know her like I do. She's too trusting for her own good. She's fallen for more Nigerian scams than Scully.
Amy: She's fallen for 20 Nigerian scams?
Jake: 20? That's insane. No, she's fallen for 2. Scully's fallen for 20?
Amy: Yeah.

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