Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 6274

Quote from Rosa in the episode Paranoia

Rosa: Jake, can I talk to you about my wedding for a second?
Jake: Need help choosing a dress? Big puffy bow in the back, can't go wrong.
Rosa: No to all of that.

Rosa Quotes

Quote from the episode Old School

Rosa: And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!

Quote from the episode 99

Charles: Okay, we can't get out until Monday afternoon, at the earliest.
Jake: I tried everything. I begged. I pleaded. I even told them that Scully was a Make-a-Wish kid with a rare disease that makes him look like a giant old baby.
Rosa: Did you call it Scullyosis?
Jake: Damn it, Rosa, that's really good and completely useless to me now.

Quote from the episode Greg and Larry

Rosa: We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live.
Sergeant Jeffords: I thought you had Amy over there once.
Rosa: Yeah, it was fun. I moved the next day.

'Paranoia' Quotes

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Jake: That was 18 days ago. He's getting saner by the minute. In a month, he'll basically just be Frasier.
Sergeant Jeffords: Don't use Frasier's name in vain.
Jake: Copy that.

Quote from Gina

Gina: Now before I tell you my idea, are you allergic to dolphins?

Quote from Charles

Charles: May the best maid win.

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