Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 6312

Quote from Jake in the episode Paranoia

Jake: He wants to meet up. And he wants me to bring him your tongue.
Adrian Pimento: Ah, how did I not see this coming? That's what Figgis does to snitches. Well, game over, guys. I mean, where are we gonna get a tongue?
Jake: Relax, I'm just gonna text Boyle. He's always eating weird stuff like tongues and chicken faces. Oh, and he's already texted me back with a top-ten list.

Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Quote from the episode The Party

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

'Paranoia' Quotes

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Jake: That was 18 days ago. He's getting saner by the minute. In a month, he'll basically just be Frasier.
Sergeant Jeffords: Don't use Frasier's name in vain.
Jake: Copy that.

Quote from Gina

Gina: Now before I tell you my idea, are you allergic to dolphins?

Quote from Hitchcock

Jake: Okay, look, this was maybe a weird way to start the night, but the good news is, we can still make our dinner reservation and no one got hurt.
Hitchcock: Actually, I cut myself real bad.
Jake: Of course you did.

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