Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 6868

Quote from Roger Peralta in the episode Two Turkeys

Victor Santiago: Roger, I want to apologize to you for being so defensive about you wanting to pay for the wedding.
Roger Peralta:I'm sorry too. It was stupid. I was just feeling insecure because-
Victor Santiago: 'Cause I gave Jake the watch?
Roger Peralta: I was gonna say because you saw my penis through my underpants, but the watch, yeah, sure.

 ‘Two Turkeys’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Why didn't you just tell me the truth?
Kevin: [sighs] Because I love our annual trips to Saratoga Springs. The two of us driving in silence, looking at the barren trees. It's perfect. I I didn't wanna lose that.

Quote from Roger Peralta

Roger Peralta: Hey, everyone, I'm sorry for not being "dressed." I didn't think you guys were gonna be so early.
Victor Santiago: We arrived at the agreed upon time.
Roger Peralta: Right. So, like, super early.

Quote from Camila Santiago

Amy: Mrs. Peralta, I love this new ceramic that you painted. You know, my mom paints as well.
Karen Peralta: Really?
Camila Santiago: Yes. I paint on canvases though.
Jake: Oh. And that's different?
Karen Peralta: Very.
Camila Santiago: Completely.
Karen Peralta: I just always found canvas to be too restricting. For me with bowls and vases and furniture, the world is my canvas.
Camila Santiago: Yes, and for me, with canvas, the canvas is my canvas.
Jake: She said "canvas" so much.

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