Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 7251

Quote from Jake in the episode The Puzzle Master

Jake: But maybe we should switch gears a bit, and get back to some good old-fashioned police work.
Amy: What are you thinking?
Jake: Well, whoever's setting these fires is clearly trying to humiliate Vin. You know, make a puzzle he can't solve. So maybe we should focus on people that don't like you.
Amy: Jake has a point about motive. Maybe another puzzler wants to take you down.
Vin Stermley: Well, if you're looking for a puzzle head, I'm hosting a crossword night at the Turnkey Bar tonight.
Amy: Oh, I've always wanted to go there. That place is a total puzz-hang.
Jake: Ah, gross, all right, so we'll go undercover, chat some people up, and see if we can't find our arsonist.
Amy: Good idea.
Jake: Oh, Amy likes my plan. Great, so Vin, why don't we just get this coat back on you, and I'll help you get out of the door, here. And we'll see you tonight, okay, bye!

 Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Quote from the episode The Party

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

 ‘The Puzzle Master’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Gina: I did a little sleuthing on your rivals. You want me to spill the beans?
Captain Holt: Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources, and they remain unsullied by flavor.

Quote from Jake

Amy: Oh, maybe we should look at anagrams of the answers.
Vin Stermley: That's really good, "o nasty amiga!"
Jake: Oh, what?
Amy: He re-arranged the letters of "Amy Santiago". He anagrammed me! Vin, do Jake Peralta.
Jake: I doubt that's even possible.
Vin Stermley: Eat a jerk, pal.
Jake: What, no one's ever said that phrase.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Let me begin with a hilarious joke. I'm surprised I was on the short list for commissioner. After all, I am six feet tall.

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