Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 7343

Quote from Jake in the episode NutriBoom

Amy: Jake, don't freak out. There's a really creepy guy spying on us.
Jake: Oh, no, no, no. That's just Phil from NutraBoom. He'll be intimidating us from now on. There's an evil corporation hell-bent on destroying us. Hi, Phil! Boom, boom! Say, "Boom, boom," darling.
Amy: Boom, boom.

 Jake Quotes

Quote from the episode The Vulture

Rosa: Come on, Peralta! Holt said to use the whole team. We all want this solved.
Jake: I appreciate the offer, but I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex.

Quote from the episode The Party

Amy: I can't wait to see the inside of Raymond's house. I'm gonna learn everything there is to know about him.
Charles: I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and the Beast fancy.
Jake: No, it's probably just an empty, white cube with a USB port in it for him to plug his finger in when he's on sleep mode.

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Jake: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

 ‘NutriBoom’ Quotes

Quote from Scully

Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.

Quote from Charles

Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.

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