Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 8316

Quote from Scully in the episode Captain Latvia

Scully: Come on, guys. Getting back at people isn't what Christmas is all about. It's about being together, as a family. So you can plot your petty revenge, but I, for one, am gonna carol my heart out.
Rosa: I'm sorry, I didn't hear a word you just said. That stain on your pants looks exactly like Bryan Cranston.
Amy: That's who it is.
Captain Holt: Ooh, that's right.
Rosa: Yeah, been staring at it for an hour.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's it.

Scully Quotes

Quote from the episode Lockdown

Amy: Oh, so your plan is to not take this seriously at all?
Jake: Oh, I am as serious as a heart attack. No offense, Scully.
Scully: Nah. Mine are never that serious. I call 'em "oopsies".

Quote from the episode Sabotage

Hitchcock: All that investigating was exhausting. Besides, we did our share of that in the seventies and eighties. Now, we like to do paperwork in our comfy chairs.
Scully: If we're away from our desks for too long, they'll update our computers and we'll lose Minesweeper.

Quote from the episode Sabotage

Charles: I gotta say. You guys are good cops.
Hitchcock: Yeah, no doy. How do you think we got to be the oldest guys here?
Charles: By never being promoted and losing all your money to divorces.
Scully: And bad investments.

'Captain Latvia' Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Sergeant Jeffords: I hate that we lose to those pasty-assed mole people every year.
Captain Holt: Oh, there's no point in mincing your words. They're knaves!
Gina: Captain, you kiss Kevin with that mouth?
Captain Holt: You bet I do. And tonight, I'm gonna sing with it. We're taking down the MTA.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Hey there, Nikolaj, my man. How you doing?
Nikolaj Boyle: Hi, Jake, we made Daddy Latvian Christmas cookies. Want one?
Jake: You bet I do.
Genevieve: The potato really brings out the vinegar.
Jake: Neither of those are cookie things. I'm just gonna put that back.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Trust me, it's gonna be fine.
Charles: Really? 'Cause you said that about "Die Hard 5," Jake.
Jake: Oh. It's not gonna be fine.

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