Doug Judy: Where are you, Trudy?
Trudy Judy: In the wind, Dougie.
Doug Judy: Okay, that's a cool thing to say, but what are you doing? They were gonna reduce your charges.
Trudy Judy: Reduced charges are still charges, and I can't go to prison. There are no dudes there, and I need to smush!
Doug Judy: Trudy!
Trudy Judy: Oh, grow up, Doug. I'm an adult woman who's horny all the time.
Jake: What is going on?
Trudy Judy: Oh, are you judging me, ho?

Jake: [singing] Doug Judy I wish you were alive, Doug Judy God will give you a high five [high-pitched] Doug Judy-
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, no, he gave himself a key change.
Jake: [singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah, Doug Judy You're a friend, friend, friend Doug Judy! [screeching] This song is at its end Thank you so much. [screeching]
[talking] You've been a great audience. I mean, it's a funeral. That's psychotic. I'm so sorry.

Rob Dulubnik: Okay, defectives. My guys can handle that.
Amy: Oh, can they? 'Cause the Nine-Nine's about to bring the real heat.
Hitchcock: Get ready for the back draft, bitch.

Charles: We don't want anyone getting alcohol poisoning, so if you throw up, you're disqualified.
Rosa: I never throw up. I just tell my stomach to deal with it. My body is terrified of me.