Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 9781

Quote from Charles in the episode The Therapist

Jake: Okay, so the neighbors say they haven't seen or heard any activity in the Buckleys' apartment, and- What is he doing here?
Charles: If we find James and he's unstable, Dr. Tate could talk him down.
Dr. Frederick Tate: Hello, Peralta.
Charles: Plus, on the ride over, he gave me a quickie.
Jake: A what?
Charles: A quick therapy session. We talked about so much. Did you know that I have a tendency to be unconsciously sexual?
Jake: Yes.
Charles: It's a real tough nut to bust.
Dr. Frederick Tate: Oh, you're doing it again.
Charles: Oh, okay, I think I hear it.
Jake: You think you hear it?

 Charles Quotes

Quote from the episode Operation Broken Feather

Sergeant Jeffords: So we have good news, and we have bad news.
Charles: My Nana always said, "Bad news first because the good news is probably a lie." Fun fact: she made me cry a lot.

Quote from the episode The Big House Pt.1

Sergeant Jeffords: Boyle! Were you dreaming about Jake again?
Charles: Why did you wake me up?! I told you never to wake me up!

Quote from the episode Into the Woods

Charles: Is the equipment secure?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Weapon loaded?
Jake: Check.
Charles: Did you have breakfast?
Jake: What? That's not on the checklist.
Charles: I added it because I care about you.
Jake: No, I did not have breakfast.
Charles: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
Jake: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
Charles: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

 ‘The Therapist’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: [on the phone] Kevin, they're not coming. Yes, I know you've already started soaking the rice. Couldn't we just eat it ourselves? I understand you purchased four portions of rice. Yes, that's a great idea. We'll eat the extra rice for breakfast. I love you, as well.

Quote from Hitchcock

Jake: Okay, unlike Kooky Charles and Tearful Terry, I am healthy and don't need therapy.
Hitchcock: I hear that. I don't go to therapy either. Jake and I are like two penises in a pod.
Jake: Damn it, Hitchcock, we talked about this. It never helps when you back me up.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Behold, Brooklyn buddies, Boyle bullpen bottle bowling.
Charles: Beautiful.
Jake: Be brave, bro. Be brave. Bowl!
Rosa: Bam!
Charles: Bull's-eye!
Jake: Booyah!
Elderly Eastern European Woman: Babushka!
All: Babushka!

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