Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quote 9875

Quote from Pam in the episode Casecation

Jake: You did great, Pam. Thank you.
Pam: Now that it's out of my hands, I can see it really is a bomb.
Jake: Yes. Yes, it is.
Pam: Oh, my God, get some help!

 ‘Casecation’ Quotes

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Hello, you've reached the office of Raymond Holt. I can come to the phone right now.

Quote from Kevin

Captain Holt: This has become more about your employment status.As your supervisor, I feel I have a conflict of interest and should abstain from judging.
Jake: Okay, so do we both get a point?
Captain Holt: No. Kevin has been on the phone all this time. He's also a licensed debate moderator.
Kevin: [v.o.] License number J as in Juliet, 2-5-9-
Jake: This means nothing to me.
Kevin: [v.o.] H as in hotel. Z as in Zulu.
Jake: Oh, thank God he stopped.
Kevin: [v.o.] 3-6-9. Point to Amy.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Look, I get that you can't take any time off from work, but this is a loophole. It's still work. You know, we can hang out here and chat and catch up and laugh, and technically, we'll be doing our jobs. I call it a "casecation."
[singing] Casecation, all I ever wanted-
Amy: Ooh.
Jake: [singing] Casecation, had to get away

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