Quote from Jake in the episode Full Boyle
Jake: Oh, Canada. Truly the Odie to America's Garfield.
Quote from Jake in the episode The Apartment
Jake: Checking out my new bed. Great - feels like scoliosis and smells like 10 million butts.
Quote from Jake in the episode Halloween
Captain Holt: Hmm, a poor winner. I never would have guessed.
Jake: Yeah, you would have.
Quote from Charles in the episode 48 Hours
Charles: What are you doing? Holt said you didn't have to come in. You don't even come in on days you have to work.
Quote from Amy in the episode Old School
Amy: Woah, why are you here before me? Am I asleep? Is this a dream?
Quote from Charles in the episode Old School
Rosa: I look like Aresenio.
Charles: So it's perfect?
Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Thanksgiving
Sergeant Jeffords: I ate one stringbean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.
Quote from Rosa in the episode Pontiac Bandit
Jake: Come on, Rosa. We can play-act with his mom for two minutes to get a lead.
Rosa: Fine. One false move, and I tase you in front of your mom.
Quote from Amy in the episode Operation Broken Feather
Amy: I have to admit, I do love a thorough vacuumer. I'm a little OCD.
Quote from Jake in the episode Operation Broken Feather
Captain Holt: Hello, Peralta.
Jake: Ah, a human greeting. Nicely done.
Quote from Charles in the episode Full Boyle
Charles: I love it when you talk broth.
Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Full Boyle
Captain Holt: The meeting is beginning. The stakes are very high for me. I'm getting nervous. My stomach is in flux.
Quote from Jake in the episode The Apartment
Jake: I meant the money thing.
Gina: Oh. My first impression is that you have a debilitating spending problem.
Jake: Mmm-hmm.
Gina: You have six massage chairs.
Jake: Well, they don't make a massage couch.
Quote from Charles in the episode Charges and Specs
Charles: Wedding's off and this is what I'm like now. Life is a pit.
Gina: Excuse me. I don't understand. Did you already have a Matrix get-up at home for some reason?
Charles: No, Gina. I bought this with the money I was going to spend on our honeymoon to Cape Canaveral.
Quote from Gina in the episode Charges and Specs
Gina: I know we're all concerned about Boyle, but again, there is a solution. Forget your ex with meaningless sex. It rhymes because it's true.
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