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Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC

Gina: Ooh, nice pimp walk, pimp.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode AC/DC

Sergeant Jeffords: Woah. That is not a pimp walk, that's a limp walk.

Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC

Gina: Yes, this is wonderful. The dinner's not for four days and you're already freaking out.

Quote from Jake in the episode AC/DC

Jake: New trip name, AC/DC, Atlantic City Detectives Club.

Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC

Gina: Uh-oh, Amy. Train's moving real slow. We're gonna be epically late. Keep your reaction short and to the point. I'm running out of mem.

Quote from Gina in the episode AC/DC

Amy: Did we steal these sunglasses?
Gina: No, you paid the bodega guy $200 for them and his shirt.
Amy: That explains why I have a triple-XL Scarface hoodie on my couch.

Quote from Jake in the episode Det. Dave Majors

Jake: Juicy. Juicy. Good call. Good call. Tight. Tight. Tight.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Det. Dave Majors

Captain Holt: I suggest putting that caffeine towards something more productive than "kissing".

Quote from Gina in the episode Det. Dave Majors

Gina: Look at you. You're like the wise, old owl from those lollipop commercials.

Quote from Charles in the episode The Chopper

Charles: Sorry guys, I've got this in the bag. I used to have to distract her from her phone all the time when we were smooshing booties.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Chopper

Amy: I am terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo. You have to do this.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Chopper

Charles: Ooh, I can't wait to read that book. What are you gonna call it? "Go ahead, Jake my day".
Jake: No, yours is much better.
"Case closed, Jake open".
I know. I said yours was better.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Chopper

Captain Holt: That's enough chit chat, already.
Jake: Come on. How many people have to die before you start having fun?

Quote from Jake in the episode Johnny and Dora

Rosa: Jake, you need a jacket or something.
Charles: Well, Scully left his sports coat back there. Oh, but it'll never fit Jake's athletic body.
Unless.
Jake: No, I don't want to do that.
Charles: You have to.
Jake: I'm not going to do it.
Charles: You're doing it.
Amy: What do you have to do?
Jake: Don Johnson it.

Quote from Amy in the episode Johnny and Dora

Amy: We first met five years ago, but we don't count it because-
Jake: I was dating a speedboat model at the time.
Amy: And I was dating a super-handsome comptroller of a major U.S. city.

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