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Quote from Charles in the episode Greg and Larry

Amy: Jake called. We need to get back to New York right now.
Charles: No, no, no, no, no. You can't just leave. We may need some of those contacts in the future. You're gonna go say good-bye, and you're gonna mean it.

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Rosa: No chocolate smudges in this entire parking garage.
Jake: Or on floors one through five. We're officially lost the trail.
Hitchcock: Unless- No, that's not chocolate. What is that?
Jake: What? Don't eat it again!

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: Nice timing, Sarge. How'd you know we were up here?
Sergeant Jeffords: Captain marked the Hs in chocolate, which I instantly connected to the giant helipad H we're on right now.
Jake: Oh. Cool. Cool, yes, we also solved that. Came straight up here to the roof. We didn't wander around even for a second. We're all smart.

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: We got to get to the hospital, and we got to get there fast.
Hitchcock: Then I should drive.
Jake: Why you?
Hitchcock: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
Jake: Okay, let's do it.

Quote from Amy in the episode Greg and Larry

Amy: Sorry, working is the only thing keeping me from worrying about the squad and completely spiraling.
Stewardess: Hot towels?
Amy: For the billionth time, no! We don't want your boiled rags!

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Amy: So Charles and I really got into it on the plane, and around sundae number five, I realized we should move in together.
Jake: You and Charles?
Amy: No, you and me.
Jake: Oh! Yes, that makes so much more sense. Absolutely, immediately, let's do that.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: How will I know to open the door? When you hear me knock the "Funky Cold Medina."
Captain Holt: I don't know what the "Funky Cold Medina" is. Even context clues have failed me.

Quote from Charles in the episode Greg and Larry

Amy: All right, let's go. Okay, let's go over our exit strategy one more time. Seat 2A is gonna need help with her bags. She has twig arms. So if she blocks us, I play the pregnancy card. And remember, leave our luggage and-
Charles: Roll the dice with lost and found. I know; I've been studying this map you drew on the barf bag for 40 minutes.

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: All right, here we go. Captain's about to lay into him.
Captain Holt: You need to tell me where the file is.
Bob Annderson: I'm sorry, Ray. I'd rather not.
Jake: Okay, not the dynamic start I wanted, but I'm sure he's just getting warmed up.

Quote from Scully in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: Wait, getting a text. It's Captain Holt.
Rosa: Where is he? What'd he say?
Jake: "Inib rue tiid." Wait, I'm getting another one. "Ink obrvs whiz." These are nonsense.
Scully: He's been gagged.
Jake: How would that come through in a text, Scully?

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Greg and Larry

Sergeant Jeffords: Why do you need a vase full of lemons?
Rosa: The room needed a pop of color.
Sergeant Jeffords: Who are you?

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: Wow, Rosa. This is how you live?
Rosa: What were you expecting?
Jake: I don't know, rock walls, weapons everywhere, a waterfall for a door I guess I was just picturing the Batcave.

Quote from Jake in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: All right, fine. Take Bob with you into the panic room. Rosa and I'll find another way out.
Captain Holt: I'm sure you will, son.
Jake: [gasps] You called me "son." No take-backs.

Quote from Charles in the episode Greg and Larry

Charles: I am so sorry we yelled at you. But we will take those sundaes to go. And I don't care if you don't have a lid. Y'all make a lid.

Quote from Gina in the episode Greg and Larry

Jake: Did they find Figgis?
Captain Holt: Not yet, but they're confident they will. And when they do, Detective Pimento can come home.
Rosa: Can't wait. I'm gonna eat his face off.
Gina: You guys are so cute.

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