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Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Jake: Also it probably goes without saying, but it's chill to whiz in this thing. I mean, I have been. You can if you want. I haven't been if you haven't. Have you? I haven't. Have you?

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Captain Holt: No, we'll have to bribe the gun store owner so he doesn't run our names.
Jake: But we don't have any money. Oh, my God. I'm the bribe, aren't I?
Captain Holt: You're not the bribe.
Jake: Why, what's wrong with my body?

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Captain Holt: Actually I borrowed $3,000 from my walking group friend Ruth.
[cut to Holt and Ruth power walking]
Captain Holt: Ruth, I'm going to be straight with you. I accidentally knocked up a woman.
Ruth: Greg!
Captain Holt: You know me. I see a pair of thick weighty breasts and all logic flies out the window.
[later]
Jake: Heterosexual you is such a dog.

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Jake: Time is running out. We have the right to a phone call. We need to call the Nine-Nine so they can sort this out with the sheriff.
Captain Holt: No, they would want to get involved and that could endanger them.
Jake: They'd be okay with that. Charles and Amy both love me. Rosa's not scared of anything. I'm like a mentor to Terry.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Jake: This is bad. Figgis has the marshal, and now he knows where we are.
We're sitting ducks. That's the worst kind of duck.
Captain Holt: Tell that to the Dutch Hookbill.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Amy: I can't believe they all let C.J. and Gina just buy them off. But we don't need them, 'cause we've got you, and you're a sergeant. Did you sign the letter yet?
Sergeant Jeffords: Um ... I-
Amy: What did he give you?
Sergeant Jeffords: He gave me the ability to continue to serve this community unencumbered by a necessary oversight. Now, I really have to-
Amy: What did he give you?
Sergeant Jeffords: He gave me a yogurt fridge, all right? I asked for a yogurt fridge, and I got one, right next to my desk! I'm only a man.

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 2

Jake: Glass eye, you're up. Oh, so much drier than I would have thought. Did I want it to be wet?
Captain Holt: Jake!
Jake: Right! Sorry. Just holding an eyeball in my hand.

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Captain Holt: The cops are looking for us, and a madman wants us dead.
We should be laying low until the Nine-Nine gets here.
Jake: Yeah, but we don't know when that's gonna be, and we need food and supplies.
Captain Holt: Okay, I'll get some water.
Jake: Holt, are you trying to draw attention to us? Nobody drinks water here.
Choose something blue or green.

Quote from Captain Holt in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Captain Holt: Okay, I guess I'll go in for, uh, the Blazing Blue Rad-berry Cooler Xtreme: Code Rad.

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Captain Holt: Are you hurt?
Jake: Yeah. I got caught on top of the fence. Check out my calf it's like Scratch City. How about you?
Captain Holt: I'm fine, except I was impaled on a metal pipe.
Jake: Oh, my God! [looking away and back again] Oh, my God! It's going to be fine. [looking away and back again] Oh, my God!

Quote from Scully in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Rosa: I got rifles, vests, flash grenades-
Scully: Chips, dips, ice cream sammies-
Amy: I'm pretty sure there's gonna be snacks in Florida, Scully.
Scully: Pretty sure? Do you arrest someone if you're pretty sure they're guilty? No, Amy, you wait till you get all the facts!

Quote from Amy in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Amy: Ooh, we're crossing into Virginia. Virginia is not technically a state, but a commonwealth.
Rosa: Oof, poor Jake.

Quote from Jake in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Jake: Thank you guys so much for coming. I can't wait to catch up with all of you when this is done.
Hitchcock: My dad died, and-
Jake: Again, when this is done, Hitchcock.

Quote from Charles in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Jake: So we know that Figgis is in Coral Palms, but we don't know where he is, and we don't know how many guys he's got with him. The plan is to lure them into the Fun Zone and ambush them. Any questions?
Charles: Yes, did you miss us? Did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking at it too?
Jake: Yes.
Charles: Knew it.

Quote from Charles in the episode Coral Palms Pt. 3

Jake: Hey, we never really got a chance to say hi.
Amy: Yeah. Hi.
Jake: Hi.
Charles: Oh, my God, everyone, Jake and Amy are going to kiss for the first time in six months. Let those Nicholas Sparks fly.
Jake: So everyone's just gonna watch us?
Charles: Yes! Now get to it, you lovebirds. [appearing between Jake and Amy] Here we go.
Jake: Come on, man. How did you get there so fast?
Charles: Love finds a way.

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