Amy: We know you're lying.
Gina: I am offended. Nay, outraged that-
Sergeant Jeffords: We saw you eating cheese pizza all alone.
Gina: Oh, okay, then you caught me.
Charles: Gina, what is really going on?
Gina: Immaculate conception?

Jake: Ugh, this place smells like-
Rosa: Regret? Failure?
Jake: Ketchup.

Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: Cell phones in the bag.
Jake: Why?
Paxton: It's standard procedure. We don't like having phones at parties.
Jake: Right, it's like, "Look up from your screens people." You're missing out on the best app there is. Real life.

Charles: The father is Milton.
Amy: Who's Milton? We're not a part of your family.
Charles: He's a total loser. I mean, of all the Boyle's to bang, why bang Milton Boyle?
Sergeant Jeffords: He's that bad?
Charles: "He's that bad?" Wow, Terry, you are a rube.

Milton: Hey, I had a great idea for a baby name.
Gina: What is it?
Milton: If it's a girl, how about "The Enigma"?
Gina: Oh, my God, I already thought of that, and then if it's a boy, it could just be-
Both: "The Enigmo."

Amy: Come on, Charles, you have to admit, they're perfect for each other.
Charles: Yeah, I guess I'm happy for her. Let's just hope the baby doesn't get his looks. What a dweeb.
Sergeant Jeffords: Nah, bro, he's hot.

Rosa: Bartender made me my favorite drink. It's called a bottle of whiskey.
Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: I like your style. You know, when I first met you two, I thought you were pretty uptight.
Jake: More like down loose. That's nothing.

Jake: Oh, great. Awesome. Obviously, we're on board. Just one thing, if Rosa doesn't eat breakfast, she's a real bear.Plus, I should go home, take a shower, and gots to watch my "Michael and Kelly."

Jake: Okay, well, I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now, so maybe we can talk about this later?
Charles: Oh, right. Good luck.
Jake: Good luck to you.
Charles: About the?
Jake: Yes.
Charles: Thank you.
Jake: Okay.

Jake: I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
Rosa: Thanks. I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
Jake: Thank you.

Jake: Okay, I know it looks bad. But it also looked bad for Liam Neeson in "The Grey."
Sergeant Jeffords: He got torn up by wolves in that movie.
Jake: That's how it ends? Oh, man. That is depressing. Why would someone make a movie about that?

Gina: Okay, here's how the jury's feeling from left to right, L to R. Not a fan of Jake, not of a fan of Rosa, not a fan of me, bathroom incident.
Jake: We get it. They all hate us.
Gina: In toto, yes.

Amy: Babe, are you sure we're in the right place? This looks like where they shot "The Village."
Jake: Amy, don't say things like that. You're gonna scare me. You know that.

Matthew Langdon: I'll talk to you, but you gotta follow me; I gotta go feed the hogs.
Jake: Oh, my God, what are you gonna feed them? Is it us?
Matthew Langdon: Corn.
Jake: Hmm, corn. Maize, as there was at the first Thanksgiving.
Amy: Jake.
Jake: Right. Let's go talk.

Jake: Oof. It's pungent out here. It's so weird how food smells so good but farms smell so bad.