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Quote from Gina in the episode The Bank Job

Charles: Admit it, Gina. There was no celebrity. There was no fancy lunch at redacted.
Gina: Well, that's strange because I remember eating lobster-fed beef. It's the best kind. The cows live by the sea and they eat only lobster.

Quote from Gina in the episode The Bank Job

Amy: We know you're lying.
Gina: I am offended. Nay, outraged that-
Sergeant Jeffords: We saw you eating cheese pizza all alone.
Gina: Oh, okay, then you caught me.
Charles: Gina, what is really going on?
Gina: Immaculate conception?

Quote from Jake in the episode The Bank Job

Jake: Ugh, this place smells like-
Rosa: Regret? Failure?
Jake: Ketchup.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Bank Job

Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: Cell phones in the bag.
Jake: Why?
Paxton: It's standard procedure. We don't like having phones at parties.
Jake: Right, it's like, "Look up from your screens people." You're missing out on the best app there is. Real life.

Quote from Charles in the episode The Bank Job

Charles: The father is Milton.
Amy: Who's Milton? We're not a part of your family.
Charles: He's a total loser. I mean, of all the Boyle's to bang, why bang Milton Boyle?
Sergeant Jeffords: He's that bad?
Charles: "He's that bad?" Wow, Terry, you are a rube.

Quote from Gina in the episode The Bank Job

Milton: Hey, I had a great idea for a baby name.
Gina: What is it?
Milton: If it's a girl, how about "The Enigma"?
Gina: Oh, my God, I already thought of that, and then if it's a boy, it could just be-
Both: "The Enigmo."

Quote from Charles in the episode The Bank Job

Amy: Come on, Charles, you have to admit, they're perfect for each other.
Charles: Yeah, I guess I'm happy for her. Let's just hope the baby doesn't get his looks. What a dweeb.
Sergeant Jeffords: Nah, bro, he's hot.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Bank Job

Rosa: Bartender made me my favorite drink. It's called a bottle of whiskey.
Lieutenant Melanie Hawkins: I like your style. You know, when I first met you two, I thought you were pretty uptight.
Jake: More like down loose. That's nothing.

Quote from Jake in the episode The Bank Job

Jake: Oh, great. Awesome. Obviously, we're on board. Just one thing, if Rosa doesn't eat breakfast, she's a real bear.Plus, I should go home, take a shower, and gots to watch my "Michael and Kelly."

Quote from Adrian Pimento in the episode The Bank Job

Adrian Pimento: Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait for me! I'm here, I'm here. Okay, I followed you here all the way on my bike.
Captain Holt: We were going very fast.
Adrian Pimento: I know. I'm still pretty coked up. Let's do this, Nine-Nine!
Captain Holt: You are not a police officer. You're not part of this mission.
Adrian Pimento: Right, okay. Well, I'm just gonna go in this bank and cash a check. Whatever happens happens. Am I right?

Quote from Rosa in the episode Crime & Punishment

Samuel Miller: We have airtight alibis for the other three bank robberies you all are accused of.
Amy: Yes, I pulled time sheets, witness statements, and security footage. We can show that both of you weren't present at any of the other robberies, except March 12th. Still not sure where Rosa was.
Rosa: And you never will be.

Quote from Rosa in the episode Crime & Punishment

Jake: Okay, reminder: privacy is cool, but if you don't tell us, we're gonna go to jail for a long time.
Rosa: Fine. I was at a "La La Land" sing-along.

Quote from Charles in the episode Crime & Punishment

Jake: Okay, well, I need to go be on trial for bank robbery now, so maybe we can talk about this later?
Charles: Oh, right. Good luck.
Jake: Good luck to you.
Charles: About the?
Jake: Yes.
Charles: Thank you.
Jake: Okay.

Quote from Gina in the episode Crime & Punishment

Gina: Psst! Hey, Jake. I got you. Don't worry about it.
Jake: Really? How?
Gina: Among my many, many, many skills, I'm fluent in face. I can tell you what the jury's thinking at any given moment. I see an eyebrow twitch, I'm like, "Oh." If their cheek has a certain tension, okay, that leads me a different way. Watch this. Scully, you're wondering if anyone can smell your fart. The answer, my brother, is yes.
Scully: She's a witch.
Gina: What'd I tell you, boy? Trust me. I got you.

Quote from Jake in the episode Crime & Punishment

Jake: I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
Rosa: Thanks. I like your stupid courtroom clothes.
Jake: Thank you.

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