Gina: Charles, weirdly, you're kind of the person I'm the closest to here. Don't say why.
Charles: Because I was your brother and your lover? Sorry, I can't control my tongue around you.
Gina: All right, well, here.
Charles: The Boyle family mother dough starter! I'll think of you every time I handle her.
Gina: Oh, man. You know, I never really understood the logic behind the two of us. But I love you and I'm gonna miss you.
Charles: I'm gonna miss you too, Gina.

Amy: Hello, sir. Sorry again for tying you spread eagle on the bed.
Captain Holt: Apology not accepted.

Jake: And this is rock bottom.
[On the other side of the two-way mirror:]
Madeline Wuntch: Oh, Raymond. This is sad. He's the one you think of like a son, right? Or are you closer to Santiago? Not that it matters. They're both equally going to prison.

Amy: But you know what's not sad? That Keri didn't take that insane amount of hush money, and now we get to put a bad guy in jail.
Jake: Amen.
Rosa: Wait, her firm offered her a big deal and you told her not to take it?
Amy: Yeah. Because that would mean letting a sexual assaulter go free.
Rosa: Do you have any physical evidence to prove that he did it?
Amy: No.
Rosa: So it sounds like he might go free anyway. I mean, at least if she takes the deal, she won't walk away with nothing.
Amy: I'm surprised you feel like that. You're such a feminist.
Jake: I feel like maybe I shouldn't be here.
Rosa: I am a feminist, but I'm also a realist. I'm just looking out for the victim.
Jake: Or should I be here because men should be part of the conversation?
Rosa: Let's say best case scenario you do find evidence. She's still gonna have to go through a very public trial where they drag her name through the mud. Even if she wins, she still loses. It's two steps forward, one step back.
Jake: I've landed on active listening. I will no longer be chiming in.
Amy: Yeah, but when one person comes forward, it inspires others to speak up. And that's a hell of a lot better than taking a deal that lets sexual predators walk free.
Rosa: Dude, obviously, I get that. I'm just saying, remember that there's a very real woman here whose career and life are gonna be affected by you pursuing this case. I'm just saying, consider what's best for her.

Jake: Windows and doors locked from the inside. Nobody in or out. Think, think, think- Oh! The upstairs neighbor and his best friend drilled through the ceiling, murdered Adams, bleed all over the apartment, then climbed back up and sealed the hole behind them!
Franco McCoy: Negative, we would have found construction debris and microscopic paint fibers. The only thing that needs patching is that theory.

Captain Holt: I'll ask Commissioner Kelly to approve your initial request for an FBI lab team.
Rosa: That won't be necessary. I solved the case. And the flies actually came in handy.
[cut to Rosa with a perp in the interrogation room:]
Rosa: These have been genetically engineered to detect blood, and there's a whole swarm of them at your apartment right now with Dr.Ronald Yee. The flies don't lie.
[now:]
Rosa: He confessed immediately.

Sergeant Jeffords: So who looks stupid now?
Rosa: Uh, Terry, your left eyebrow is missing.
Sergeant Jeffords: Oh, I must have rubbed it off. There it is. Who looks stupid now?

Jake: I want you to stay calm and just try to keep all of your blood inside your body.
Gina: Bitch, what do you think I'm doing?
Jake: Yeah, I don't know why I said that.

Gina: Can't believe I just escaped death! I haven't felt this alive since I almost got killed by that bus.
Jake: I know, right? What a rush.

Jake: But here's what I'm thinking, I call the State Department-
Charles: You've done enough, Jake.
Jake: That's nice of you to say, but-
Charles: My tone wasn't nice.
Jake: But your tone is always nice with me. Wait a minute. Are you mad?
Charles: Yes, because you butted into a situation you shouldn't have. You need to keep your butt in your pants.
Jake: My butt was only out because you said you wanted Gintars gone.
Charles: Well, thanks to your butt, Nikolaj feels like he's been abandoned all over again.
Jake: Okay, but my butt was the one that got them together in the first place. I don't feel like my butt is getting credit for that.
Charles: Well, that's because your butt was inappropriate then too. Your butt should have never been a part of this. So now I gotta go clean up the big nasty mess that your butt made.
Jake: But my butt no but- My butt no but!

Dr. Ronald Yee: Captain Holt, nice to see you again.
Captain Holt: Please, call me Raymond. Unless that feels weird. You don't have to. I'll answer to anything.

Rosa: You guys maybe want to have this conversation on your own?
Captain Holt: Yes.
[later:]
Captain Holt: Okay, we have come to a decision that we would both like to apologize. We should have trusted your instincts over Dr. Yee and his flies.
Rosa: And?
Amy: And we shouldn't have been so insulting.
Sergeant Jeffords: And?
Captain Holt: I'm not gonna apologize for your face. That mess is clearly on you.
Sergeant Jeffords: Fair enough.

Captain Holt: Diaz, Jeffords, Santiago would like to apologize to you for her behavior.
Amy: I thought we were both apologizing.
Captain Holt: Oh, I misunderstood. What would I be apologizing for?
Amy: The same thing as me?
Captain Holt: Really?

Dr. Ronald Yee: It tells the story of the first known use of forensic entomology. A farmer was slashed to death. A local judge asked everyone in the town to lay down their sickles. And though they all appeared clean, one attracted a horde of flies. The insects could sense the blood, even though it was invisible to the human eye.
Captain Holt: Wow, what an arresting story.
Dr. Ronald Yee: Yes, they did arrest him.
Captain Holt: Oh. Oh, my. [laughs] We made a joke together.[laughs]

Rosa: I'm just not doing it hard enough.
[Rosa knocks a soda bottle to the floor, which starts spurting out]
Scully: Mmm!
Hitchcock: Ooh! That's a double-sponger.
Rosa: All right. I am cleaning this up, and no one is helping me.
Hitchcock: Not a problem.
Scully: Because we're lazy boys.