Frederick: No, everything's fine, but I am a little concerned about Sharon's blood pressure. And this is a terrible environment.
Jake: I wouldn't call it terrible.
Frederick: We're surrounded by criminals, there's no bed, and you can hear the faint sound of someone screaming through all the vents.
Gina: That's Hitchcock. His arm's stuck in a pneumatic tube. It's hilarious.
Jake: Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.
Gina: Uh, it better not be pregnancy-related, 'cause that crap is nasty.
Jake: The miracle of life?
Gina: Dress it up however you want, that's some disgusting animal kingdom nonsense.
Sergeant Jeffords: Listen up. Diaz and I are going to Rikers to interview a guy we think has info on the Douglass Street murders.
Also, IT says the internet is down.
Gina: What? No! I had just clicked a link that said Balloon Boy grew up hot. Now I will never see those pictures.
Rosa: Can't you just use the internet on your phone?
Gina: Bitch, you know I'm out of data.
Sergeant Jeffords: Jake, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Jake: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
Amy: Happy Thanksgiving, sir. This year, I'm more thankful than ever to have you as my Captain.
Captain Holt: And I'm thankful for the low price of gasoline.
Boyle: And I'm thankful for the friendship-
Captain Holt: I think there's been a misunderstanding. There's no time for everyone to have a turn.
Boyle: But I'm the only one that didn't get to-
Captain Holt: Boyle.
|308 'Ava' Press Release||October 28 2015|
FOX has issued the press release for the November 22 episode of Brooklyn Nine-Nine, "Ava". Nick Offerman (Parks and Recreation) guest stars as Frederick, Captain Holt's ex-boyfriend. Full story