NutriBoom Season 5, Episode 16 - Aired April 15, 2018
Jake and Charles realize that they've been suckered into the cult-like NutriBoom pyramid scheme, and must find a way to sever their contracts.
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Guest Stars: Winston Story as Bill, Christine Garver as Angela, Drew Tarver as Gary Jennings, Joshua Elijah Reese as Peter, Jay Chandrasekhar as Jay Chandrasekhar, Joe Hartzler as Todd, Kate Butler as Debbie Stovelman
Writers: David Phillips
Director: Trent O'Donnell
Episode Quotes
Jake: Pigeon's still here?
Scully: Yeah. No matter what we do, he just won't leave.
Jake: The problem is you're thinking like detectives.
Scully: No, I'm definitely not.
Charles: Anyway, meet the new recruit I signed up.
Peter: New NutriCruit? Boom, boom!
Jake: Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry. And I can't wait to get inside and unlock my NutriFuture.
Captain Holt: Are you ready for your first briefing?
Amy: Yes, I am fully prepared. I just wanna establish myself as a leader right away.
Sergeant Jeffords: Just be confident, deliberate and firm. You'll know you have their respect when you can take a moment [pours a cup of coffee] and still keep their attention.
Amy: Amazing.
Rosa: That was captivating as hell.
Charles: Jake, piece of advice: just give up. It's the Boyle way. It's why our family crest is a white flag.
Jake: So not a big deal, there was just a little bit of a mix-up and we need to cancel our NutriContracts.
Angela: Absolutely. It happens all the time. All you need to do is sign a few things.
Jake: Ah. See, Charles, that is why you never give up.
Angela: I'll also need $10,000.
Jake: What's that?
Angela: I'm sorry. It's payment for the last shipment. Plus the cancellation fee, plus the restocking fee plus something we call a coward's charge. And that comes to $10,000. Congratulations.
Charles: Thank you. I'll write you a check. Is gratuity included?