Sergeant Jeffords: Jake, I have to tell you something.
Jake: Oh, boy.
Sergeant Jeffords: I am a little conflicted about having a vasectomy.
Jake: Really? Is that why you threw an EKG machine at the doctor?
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm sorry I thought of you as a work friend. You're here, man. You're a friend friend. You made Terry get real with himself and his genitals. Your tiny head has a big heart inside it.
Jake: I know that's scientifically wrong, but thanks, sarge.