Amy: I don't get it. Why did you make this bet in the first place?
Jake: I don't know. Terry kept saying all that stuff about how I matured, and I got worried I was becoming a boring adult.
Amy: You are not a boring adult.
Jake: No. I am. You wanna know why I really wanted that year of no paperwork? It's so if we did get pregnant, I would have more time to help with the baby.
Amy: Aww.
Jake: No, save your "aww." I don't deserve it. I'm just some boring, responsible guy that's about to lose our car.
Amy: You're still pretty irresponsible.
Jake: Aww. You're just saying that 'cause you're my wife.
Amy: No, I'm not. Yesterday, you took the batteries out of our smoke detector to put in your Big Mouth Billy Bass.
Jake: You noticed.
Amy: Yeah. In a bad way.