Charles: Jake!
Jake: Hey. What's up, you okay?
Charles: Are you quitting the Nine-Nine?
Jake: What? Why would you...
Charles: I found this letter of resignation in your locker. Were you not gonna tell me? Does our friendship mean nothing to you?
Jake: Charles, I can explain.
Charles: Don't bother.
Jake: Wait, no, wait, Charles, wait a second. Charles, come back. [sighs]
Bill: Seems like someone's in the market for a new best friend.
Jake: Bill, I swear to God.
Bill: We look exactly the same. [smiles]
Jake: Guh, okay.