Margaret Dozerman: It took my husband and me years of counseling to get over those little backwood orgies of yours.
He had sex with five prostitutes in one weekend.
Amy: Ugh!
Jake: That's bananas! I had no idea. I was probably too busy praying.
Margaret Dozerman: You said you planned the trips.
Jake: Yeah, I did say that.
Margaret Dozerman: Called yourself the Coho King.
Jake: All right, look. I'm not the Coho King. My name is Jake.
And your husband was only my Captain for, like, a day.
Margaret Dozerman: Wait a second. Are you the Jake that killed him?
Jake: No, I'm prostitute Jake. I love prostitutes.
Margaret Dozerman: You need to go. You should leave right now.
You need to leave right now.