Sergeant Jeffords: Ugh, all this paperwork is gonna straight-up kill me. How are you so chipper?
Charles: Oh, simple. I eat a cacao nib every time I close a case.
Sergeant Jeffords: A what?
Charles: A cacao nib. They're these happy little chocolaty delights from deep in the Peruvian rain forest.
Here, try one.
Sergeant Jeffords: Do I look like a man who snacks?
Charles: You look like eight circles with suspenders on.