Sergeant Jeffords: Can you handle it?
Jake: Yes, I can totally handle it. I will take care of Sharon. As long as she's carrying my godchild inside of her, I am her god-husband. She is my god-wife. And I will god-love her forever.
Sergeant Jeffords: Come on, man. Don't say stuff like that.
Jake: Which part? All of it? I'm gonna assume it's all of it, and just make my exeunt.