Jake: Okay, auction over. I can't believe you thought Doug Judy was tricking us so he could steal the egg. If anyone was stealing any eggs, it was you 'cause you have egg all over your face.
Doug Judy: Is that why you've been so quiet these last four minutes? You had to think of that? Mm-hmm.
Jake: Was it worth it?
Doug Judy: Hell, yeah.
Jake: Ah, venomous burn. (BOTH HISSING)
Doug Judy: Suck out the poison. (BOTH SUCK IN AND SPIT OUT)
Captain Holt: Wow.