Scully: Hey, sarge, check it out. Hitchcock got a tattoo.
Hitchcock: Mr. Nine-Nine.
Sergeant Jeffords: Why are you putting a gun in your mouth?
Hitchcock: I'm blowing smoke off the barrel. It's cool.
Sergeant Jeffords: The barrel is fully inside your mouth. You're clearly about to kill yourself.
Scully: You're just jealous 'cause he's got the arrest record and you don't.
Hitchcock: Yeah, suck on this. Click, pow! [blows]
Sergeant Jeffords: You pulled the trigger, man! That was a suicide!