Jake: Look, I know it sucks there's only one spot, but working for Hawkins is my dream. I mean, she takes down the biggest criminals in the city.
Rosa: I get it. Dude, it's just, our captain's a man, our sergeant's a man. Every superior officer I've ever had has been a man. It just seemed cool to work for a badass woman like Hawkins for once, but whatever, I'm good. Also, I spiked your gum with caffeine.
Jake: How?