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Quote from the episode Old School

Rosa: And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!

4.6

Quote from the episode Tactical Village

Terry: Talk to him, that's what friends do.
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Terry: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Rosa: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.

4.5

Quote from the episode Boyle-Linetti Wedding

Rosa: I've only said I love you to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret.
Boyle: Which one?
Rosa: Grandpa. He beat cancer so I now I look like an idiot.

4.5

Quote from the episode Lockdown

Gina: I can't believe this is one of the last things I'm ever gonna see.
Rosa: Actually, with Anthrax the last things you'll see will be doctor, blood, doctor, puss, scab, nothing.

4.3

Quote from the episode Johnny and Dora

Rosa: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Jake: Hey, next week is my six-month anniversary with Amy. Should I do something special?
Rosa: You know what I like about our relationship, Jake? We don't talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that's on our minds. It's why you're my closest friend in the world.

4.3

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Captain Holt: Diaz, are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
Rosa: It's either that or go carolling with my family, so yeah. I'd rather walk into the freezing ocean.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Apartment

Rosa: Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.

4.3

Quote from the episode Lockdown

Gina: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
Rosa: Not one word of that is true.

4.3

Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia

Rosa: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Amy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

4.2

Quote from the episode The Tagger

Rosa: Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.

4.2

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Rosa: I love getting to know people. It's my jam.

4.2

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Jake: Doug Judy and I know this guy. You have to trust us!
Rosa: Do I? One of you is a criminal, and the other one is dressed like Steve Harvey.

4.2

Quote from the episode Thanksgiving

Amy: Rosa is even wearing her formal leather jacket.
Rosa: It's the one without any blood on it.

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Quote from the episode The Apartment

Charles: We can fill his locker with shaving cream and loose hair.
Rosa: I like it. I cannot believe that I'm considering a non-violent option.

4

Quote from the episode Tactical Village

Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass.

4

Quote from the episode Beach House

Rosa: I am dating his nephew. Now we are hanging out on weekends. What is next? Oh! Small talk.

4

Quote from the episode Payback

Jake: How about this? I'll work off my debt to each of you. I'll do anything you want. How does that sound?
Scully: Anything?
Jake: Am I the only one that was super creeped out by that?
Boyle: No, that was definitely creepy.
Rosa: Yeah, he wants you to do something real weird.

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Quote from the episode Defense Rests

Rosa: I'm sorry you didn't get your vengeance, Mother Holt.
Captain Holt: Good one.

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Quote from the episode Windbreaker City

Amy: Why didn't you tell me? I had no idea things were getting that serious.
Rosa: Yeah, it's very embarrassing having feelings.

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Quote from the episode The Wednesday Incident

Terry: The Captain's at a new level of anger, constant smiling.
Amy: It's horrible.
Rosa: All smiling is horrible. This is worse.

4

Quote from the episode Captain Peralta

Boyle: I grew a goatee and it looks amazing, and I know you can see it.
Rosa: Of course we can see it, Charles. It's horrible.

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Quote from the episode Captain Peralta

Rosa: You use the seesaw to press down on their necks until fatty confesses.
Captain Holt: Incorrect. And disturbing.

4

Quote from the episode Old School

Terry: We need to soften up your look. My wife and Charles's mom both donated some clothes.
Rosa: Your wife and Boyle's mom are both blind?

4

Quote from the episode AC/DC

Captain Holt: Marcus, Detective Diaz, what a surprise. I didn't expect you for another nine and a half minutes.
Rosa: See, told you it was rude to be early. Well, let's cancel the entire evening and try again next year.

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Quote from the episode AC/DC

Kevin: Rosa, tell us about your family.
Rosa: I have one.

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Quote from the episode AC/DC

Captain Holt: Are your senses heightened?
Rosa: I think I might be pregnant, not bitten by a radioactive spider.

4

Quote from the episode Det. Dave Majors

Rosa: Why the long face? That Mexican candy giving you nerve damage again?
Jake: Probably, but who even cares.

4

Quote from the episode The Chopper

Rosa: They're twelve years old. I would have killed to have seen a bag of hands at that age.

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Quote from the episode The Chopper

Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa, I should have listened to you.
Rosa: Yeah, everyone should listen to me all the time about everything.

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