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Quote from the episode Defense Rests

Gina: So you choose your dad over me, your co-worker who hates you?

4.8

Quote from the episode Fancy Brudgom

Terry: All right, gang. Diet day 4. How's everyone holding up?
Gina: Honestly, I'm going to last forever. You hear that bitches? I'm gonna last forever.

4.7

Quote from the episode Charges and Specs

Gina: The English language can not fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts. So I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky face.

4.7

Quote from the episode Det. Dave Majors

Gina: If Rosa had a twin, she would have eaten her in the womb.

4.7

Quote from the episode New Captain

Gina: This man is a Timberlake and you need to stop treating him like a Fatone.

4.7

Quote from the episode The Party

Gina: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me. At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing: Richard Dreyfuss hunkered over eating dog food. I feel like I'm the Paris of people.

4.6

Quote from the episode Fancy Brudgom

Gina: It's a sloppy Jessica. Mac n cheese, chili, pizza on a bun. Its everything I've wanted to eat for the last 48 hours.
Sergeant Jeffords: What happened? I thought you were gonna 'last forever bitches.'
Gina: Turns out I gave up easy. You hear that bitches? I gave up so easy.

4.6

Quote from the episode Boyle-Linetti Wedding

Gina: My mom is marrying, shudder, Charles's dad, toilet emoji.

4.6

Quote from the episode Det. Dave Majors

Boyle: Are you leaving us for Copperhead?
Gina: Because I am prepared to light Charles on fire in protest.

4.6

Quote from the episode Chocolate Milk

Gina: Hold it up. You're gonna let some quack doctor just knife around down there? You are blessed with a great power, and you should never snip its wings. You should let it soar.

4.5

Quote from the episode The Wednesday Incident

Gina: Jake, why don't you just do the right thing and jump out a window? Captain Holt will never fire me if he knows I'm mourning the death of a close friend.

4.5

Quote from the episode Captain Peralta

Captain Holt: I'm going with Gina's suck an egg idea. You get the Beyonce tickets.
Gina: Of course I do. I told you, it was my birth right, you bitches.

4.5

Quote from the episode New Captain

Madeline Wuntch: Trent, Brice, where are we with the name?
Trent: We've narrowed it down to two choices. Petey or Paulie.
Gina: With all due respect, that Pigeon is clearly a Ray-Jay.
Hi, Gina Linetti, the human form of the 100 Emoji.

4.5

Quote from the episode New Captain

Gina: Captain? The kids want to know where Paulie the Pigeon is. I told them he got sucked up into an airplane engine, is that all right?

4.5

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Captain Holt: Let's not overlook the fact that he turned his crime scenes into tea parties for dollies.
Gina: Which suggests pre-adolescent trauma leading to a pattern of criminality that probably began as a juvenile.

I'm taking an abnormal psych class, and everyone in it is obsessed with me.

4.5

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Jake: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out.
I got to go.
Gina: Aren't you forgetting something?
*Jake gives Gina a kiss on the forehead*
Gina: Uh no, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

4.5

Quote from the episode Ava

Frederick: No, everything's fine, but I am a little concerned about Sharon's blood pressure. And this is a terrible environment.
Jake: I wouldn't call it terrible.
Frederick: We're surrounded by criminals, there's no bed, and you can hear the faint sound of someone screaming through all the vents.
Gina: That's Hitchcock. His arm's stuck in a pneumatic tube. It's hilarious.

4.5

Quote from the episode Charges and Specs

Gina: Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes.

4.4

Quote from the episode Pilot

Gina: I will tell you on six conditions. Number one, you let me use your office to practice my dance moves. Second-
Captain Holt: How about this? If you tell me, I won't have you suspended without pay.
Gina: Oh, that sounds great.

4.4

Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia

Charles: I want that room, Gina. You can't push me around. We're not Poke Pals any more.
Gina: Eww!

4.3

Quote from the episode Captain Peralta

Gina: Click. I just captured the exact moment you realized you had failed. I guess we all got something out of this.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Slump

Amy: You're not a cop so I'm not really sure how you could help.
Gina: Mmm-kay. No hard feelings, but I hate you. Not joking. Bye.

4.3

Quote from the episode Det. Dave Majors

Gina: We're throwing Terry a "Please Stay" party. My vision is a frozen yogurt machine operated by Pam Grier.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Funeral

Sergeant Jeffords: Now, anyone seen Captain Holt? He seemed a little down when he came in.
Gina: Yeah, he let me choose the music on the way over here, which leads me to believe he's given up on life.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Jake: Holy crap.
Captain Holt: No one can know about this, understood?
Jake: Understood.
Gina: Understood.
What? I hang out in the men's room all the time.
The acoustics are amazing.

4.3

Quote from the episode The Oolong Slayer

Captain Holt: To catching a serial killer.
Jake: To catching a serial killer.
Gina: To Rihanna, because I love Rihanna.

4.3

Quote from the episode Halloween III

Boyle: Well, I have exciting news.
I found the perfect guy to set you up with.
Gina: After zero consideration, I'm happy to say, "hard pass."

4.3

Quote from the episode Halloween III

Gina: If I die, turn my Tweets into a book!

4.3

Quote from the episode Halloween III

Gina: How is it possible that a spirit such as yourself even knows Charles?

4.3

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Captain Holt: You don't owe me anything. It was my fault, and I behaved poorly, as Gina made abundantly clear.
Gina: Oh, speaking of, you still owe me $14 for that cupcake.

4.3

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