When Jake gets the weekend off after a run of solving cases, he spends his time attempting to solve an unsolvable case. Meanwhile, Amy deceives the Captain to get time off work for a romantic weekend, while Gina and Rosa let Charles in to their secret bathroom.
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Guest Stars: Dan Donohue as Dr. Martin Cozner, Heather Olt as Sophia Bunsen, Richard Lee Burch as Old Mobster, Jack Nathan Harding as Frank, Pete Hulne as Nate Borgio, Robert Michael Lee as Abel, Ingo Neuhaus as Alfonso, Tim Perez as Tattoed Con, Big Spence as Muscular Con, William Watterson as Sinister Con, Peter Janov as Police Officer
Writers: Prentice Penny
Director: Ken Whittingham
Jake: Well, let's bust out the polygraph.
Charles: Lie detector truth or dare.
Jake: No. Boyle, last time we did that, you ended up telling everyone you had a crush on the tea pot from Beauty and the Beast.
Charles: It's the way they drew her.
Charles: Thing is, it's so hard to talk at work because there's no privacy. The roof is freezing, the holding cell is full of perps, and their romantic advice is not great. It's always to tell Vivian, "bitch, get your life right!" I tried it. She did not like it.
Captain Holt: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Jake: Yes.
Captain Holt: I was hula hooping. Kevin and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Jake: Oh, my God.
Captain Holt: I've mastered all the moves. [Shows photos on phone] The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Jake: Why are you telling me this?
Captain Holt: Because no one will ever believe you. [Deletes photos from phone]
Jake: You sick son of a bitch.
Sergeant Jeffords: Or is your favorite artist really Taylor Swift?
Jake: (Scoffs) No.
Technician: Lie.
Jake: All right, fine, she is. She makes me feel things.
Sergeant Jeffords: She makes all of us feel things!
Sergeant Jeffords: Bad news. I only found his wife, and she hasn't heard from him in eight years.
Jake: That doesn't sound good.
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, that's why I started by saying, "Bad News". Terry believes in having a clear topic sentence.