Mr. Santiago Season 4, Episode 7 - Aired November 22, 2016

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At Amy's intricately planned Thanksgiving dinner, Jake goes "full Santiago" (binder and all) in order to impress her father (guest star Jimmy Smits), a former cop. With Jake and Amy's focus elsewhere, Charles is left on turkey duty and Holt helps Pimento cope after learning he can no longer work for the NYPD.

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Guest Stars: Hermie Castillo as Alan, Don Creech as Bill Russo, Kevin Dorff as Hank, Mike Ostroski as Benji Russo, Gina Torrecilla as Cindy Russo, Jason Mantzoukas as Adrian Pimento, Jimmy Smits as Victor Santiago

Writers: Neil Campbell

Director: Alex Reid

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Episode Quotes

TV Announcer: The Cairn Terrier is intelligent and inquisitive with a bold personality.
Captain Holt: [chuckles] "A bold personality." We know what that's code for: she's a bitch.

Charles: [attempting to impersonate Holt eating a marshmallow] Ooh, mm-hmm, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
Jake: That's your Holt impression?
Charles: I can hear him doing that.

Captain Holt: What's going on here? What are you doing?
Jake: Captain, hey, nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?
Captain Holt: Marshed-mallow. Hmm. Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
Charles: [laughing] I knew it!

Captain Holt: That concludes our briefing. And now, on a personal note, I have some thoughts about Beyonce's "Lemonade" I'd like to share.
Jake: Oh, my God, sir, as much as I want to hear those thoughts, and it is so, so much, I think we should probably let Amy speak. [Amy is stood right next to Holt, facing him sideways, clutching a folder]

Amy: Okay, here's everyone's itineraries for Thanksgiving at my place. I know a lot of your families are out of town, and you just want to relax, but I think we'll all enjoy ourselves more if we rigidly stick to the schedule.
Sergeant Jeffords: Whoa, did you assign us individual bathroom break times?
Amy: Keep asking questions about it, Sarge, and your slot is after Scully's.
Sergeant Jeffords: All right, Santiago, damn. It's your toilet.