Jake: Guys? Guess who I just got off the phone with.
Charles: My cousin Pam.
Jake: What? No. Why would you think that?
Charles: You always seemed kind of jealous of my relationship with him, so I thought maybe you called him up to settle your differences.
Jake: I'm definitely not jealous of Pam. He owns a bird shop. I barely remember him.
Charles: You remember the bird shop.