Sergeant Jeffords: No, we won't. Help me get this paint off.
Jake: Okay, put your hands out and I'll squirt you with a little makeup remover. Hi-ya.
Sergeant Jeffords: No. You're betraying me again? Why?
Jake: Because of the banner.
Sergeant Jeffords: But I thought you said our friendship was more important.
Jake: Yeah, that was obviously a lie. The banner was very expensive! I don't have a lot of money, Sarge. All right, bye. Don't make a lot of noise.