Sergeant Jeffords: Count me in. I got nothing else going on.
Rosa: Aren't you supposed to be getting ready to transfer to Staten Island?
Sergeant Jeffords: Eh, that's not real.
Rosa: It was pretty real last week.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's before I decided to pretend it wasn't. I'm in denial.
Rosa: Most people who are in denial don't usually say they're in denial.
Sergeant Jeffords: That's because they're in denial about being in denial. But I'm not in denial. I'm in denial.
Captain Holt: Is Jeffords' brain okay for this mission?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yes, sir for this and all future Nine-Nine missions, which I'll definitely be a part of.