Captain Seth Dozerman: I have made promises to my superiors that I most certainly cannot keep. That's why I need you idiots to work twice as hard. No, no, no, strike that, four times as hard. No, no no, strike that! I need you morons to work eight times harder that you've ever worked in your entire life! I'm having a heart attack. Yeah, I'm having a heart attack. Get back to work.
Sergeant Jeffords: Get a doctor!