Officer Debbie Fogle: Okay, I know you haven't done this in a while, so here's a tip keep your hat on. Because of all the standing still, the pigeons think we're statues and they will poop on you or peck you. Both are bad.
Captain Holt: Thank you for the helpful tip.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, I've got a ton of them. They're mostly about the dangers of standing. A year on the beat without prescription insoles can take two years off your life.
Captain Holt: Any way to speed the process up?
Officer Debbie Fogle: [laughs] Okay, I've got a funny guy for a partner. But seriously, you have to monitor your foot health. I'll gonna send you a pedometer app that I use. You're gonna love it. It has robust social features. We can give each other "foot-fives"!
Captain Holt: No, thank you, I keep count of my steps in my head, like a normal person. I'm up to 6,743 for the day.