Quotes from ‘Manhunter’

Manhunter

Manhunter
Season 7, Episode 1 - Aired February 6, 2020

After an assassination attempt is made on a city councilor, Jake leads the manhunt to find the shooter. Holt struggles to adjust to his new role as a uniformed officer.

Quote from Jake

Jake: Oh, wait! It's after 11. My interview! It's supposed to be on the news.
Chris Reneaux: [on TV] An incredible conclusion to a terrifying day, and we were able to get a comment from the men who helped solve this case.
Hitchcock: They call us the Weiner Warriors.
Jake: No!

Quote from Charles

Jake: Look, we all know Scully has the hardest head, but what concerns me is the speed factor.
Sergeant Jeffords: Squad, listen up!
Jake: Not now, Terry. We're having an argument about who would win in a fight if we couldn't use our arms.
Hitchcock: Everyone agrees, I'd bite the best.
Charles: Meaningless! True strength comes from the pelvis, not the mouth.

Quote from Charles

Sergeant Jeffords: Peralta, you're in charge of the manhunt for the shooter.
Jake: Oh, my God, it's a manhunt. And I'm the Manhunter.
Charles: And I'm your sidekick, the Boyhunter.
Rosa: Come on, dude.

Quote from Jake

Jake: I'm gonna be on the news. I'm gonna look straight into the camera and say, "If the shooter is watching, I hope you like living between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Ave."
Amy: I don't get it.
Jake: It's from "Monopoly". That's where jail is. Whatever, it was a good line. Keep briefing!

Quote from Amy

Amy: My period's late, I think I might be pregnant.
Rosa: Oh, damn.
Amy: I can't be pregnant! Jake and I agreed to wait at least a year until we tried. I haven't found an OB, I'm not on any preschool waiting lists, and I spent all of yesterday in a room with Hitchcock and his new cologne, which can't be good for the baby it is literally called Zika!

Quote from Charles

Charles: He's taking over your case, Jake. You have to stop him.
Jake: Well, you know, it takes a true leader to let someone else lead.
Charles: Ugh, sounds exactly like something I would say. Snap out of it.

Quote from Charles

Jake: Boyle, gather everyone up.
Charles: Oh, we starting a burn book about Holt? Let's drag him, baby!
Jake: No, someone saw our hoodie guy.
Charles: Right, we'll do the burn book later.
Jake: Attention, everyone, we have a possible sighting of our shooter on Hoyt Street. Detective Boyle and I will take Alpha unit. Smith, Fox-
Charles: You guard the burn book.
Jake: Charles, no.
Charles: Stand down.

Quote from Charles

Charles: What's going on? The guy's on Hoyt Street.
Jake: I know, I gave Holt a fake lead to get rid of him. Don't worry, I'm still the Manhunter.
Charles: [singing] He's the Manhunter! And the boy who he hunts with-
Jake: What's that song?
Charles: The Boyhunter song! [singing] Boyhunter Down by the schoolyard.
Jake: Why is he by the schoolyard?
Charles: He's gotta protect the kids!
Jake: Sounds terrible.
Charles: Really, I don't hear it!

Quote from Charles

Charles: Street's clear. No sign of the shooter, where'd he go?
Jake: Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
Charles: Why are you shushing me?
Jake: I'm doing that thing where I listen really closely for a noise clue, like glass breaking or trash rustling.
Charles: Cool! Is it working?
Jake: No, not yet.
Charles: Because I'm talking?
Jake: Well, it's not helping.
Charles: Right, right, right. I'll be quiet.
Jake: You don't have to say you'll be quiet, just be quiet.
Charles: Okay. I'm sorry for not being quiet.
Jake: Once again, don't have to say.
Charles: Just wanna be clear what I'm doing.
Jake: Understood. I'm just gonna listen.
Charles: Okay. I'll be very quiet.
Jake: Don't have to say it.
Charles: Just wanna make sure you know what I'm doing.
Jake: Please stop.
Charles: So I don't throw you.
Jake: Okay, stop talking.
Charles: I'll stop talking.
Jake: Great.
Charles: I'll make sure I don't do that again.
Jake: All right, Charles, I love you, but you ruined it.

Quote from Captain Holt

Officer Debbie Fogle: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die before I ever got to find my twin sister's killer.
Captain Holt: What?
Officer Debbie Fogle: That's the reason I joined the force, remember? To find the man who murdered my twin sister. That's my whole story!
Captain Holt: Debbie, there's no way you told me that.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: What are you laughing at? Is that a video of me? Oh, no, is it that time Terry fell off a Lime scooter?
Rosa: Why would any of us have that footage?
Sergeant Jeffords: Don't skirt the question! I want to know what I'm falling off of in that video.

Quote from Rosa

Jake: Stop, we have an emergency! Everybody stop what you're about to do.
Amy: Yeah, but I gotta pee really bad.
Jake: Well, hold it, Amy. Holt's not answering his radio. I think he and Debbie might be in trouble.
Rosa: It's just us, man, you don't have to pretend to care about Debbie.
Sergeant Jeffords: Rosa!
Rosa: What? We barely know her and she's annoying. She's always trying to get people to be friends with her on that weird app for pedicures.

Quote from Charles

Jake: It's a pedometer app! We can use the social features to track her! It's $80. Uh, Boyle, you should download it, you get better service here.
Charles: Smart! And I'll upgrade to ad-free too.
Jake: Smart.

Quote from Captain Holt

Officer Debbie Fogle: If I die, will you look after my cat?
Captain Holt: I'm really more of a dog person.
Officer Debbie Fogle: I understand.

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: Detective. I believe I owe you an apology.
Jake: No, Officer, I owe you one.
Captain Holt: No, I owe you.
Jake: Great, 'cause I hadn't thought of what I was gonna apologize for yet.
Captain Holt: I should not have disobeyed your order. I was wrong. Not about the case, of course, my hunch was impeccable.
Jake: Interesting apology strategy, a little heavy on the brags.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Point is, you were right. I hijacked the case because.. I need to feel respected.
Jake: Listen, it's weird that I'm your boss now, and that's not going anywhere, but no matter what uniform you wear, I'm always gonna love you. I mean, cherish I mean, respect. You said respect, right?
Captain Holt: Yes.
Jake: Yep.
Captain Holt: And I feel the same about you.

Quote from Jake

Amy: Um, also, something else happened. I thought I might be pregnant.
Jake: Really?
Amy: Yeah. I'm not, I got my period. And I took a pregnancy test, but it didn't work because I drank 11 gallons of water.
Jake: Told you water was bad for you.
Amy: That's not the takeaway.
Jake: You're absolutely right. How are you, how do you feel? Are you okay?

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: There's been an assassination attempt!
Jake: What? And you let us just sit around talking about Boyle's pelvis?
Sergeant Jeffords: I didn't let you!

Quote from Jake

Sergeant Jeffords: Diaz, Santiago, the Command Tent's on the northeast corner. We need to work fast. The mayor's only given us five hours until the barricades are lifted.
Charles: Five hours? Tell him the Manhunter only needs one.
Jake: Love that, but I'm gonna keep it at five. It's already way too little time.

Quote from Jake

Jake: All right, I'm seeing security cameras. I need all that footage. I need forensics to run a full sweep of Hey, what are all these civilians doing here? Who's responsible for securing the area, who screwed this up?
Officer Debbie Fogle: Hi, I'm Officer Debbie Fogle. I'm so sorry, my partner's on crowd control. I don't know where he went. It's his first week on the job, so he's still learning the ropes.
Jake: All right, listen, Fogle. We have a councilman in the hospital and his shooter is still at large. We don't have time for this incompetence. I want your partner off the case, what's his name?
Captain Holt: It's Raymond Holt.
Jake: Oh! It's Dad. I mean, Captain Holt! I mean, Captain Dad. I mean, Officer Holt. I mean, Officer Dad. Yep, that was it. Officer Dad, I found it.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Detective, I thought I saw a clue on the sidewalk. I apologize for not properly securing the scene.
Jake: No need to apologize, I wasn't even that mad.
Charles: You said you wanted whoever messed up off the case.
Jake: It doesn't matter. The point is, no one needs to get in trouble.
Captain Holt: Look, you don't have to pity me just because Madeline Wuntch demoted me for a year. I've been stripped of my accomplishments and lost the respect of everyone in my life including my dog.
Jake: Cheddar? No.
Captain Holt: Yes! Now, he only poops for Kevin.
Jake: Oh, sir.

Quote from Amy

Rosa: Traffic is shut down. Civilians are being funneled into the checkpoints.
Amy: Good, just wish my guys over here could be a little more efficient. Yeah, I'm looking at you, Detective Fuzzy Paws!
Rosa: Is this Amy-hates-dogs-Amy or Amy-extra-stressed-Amy?
Amy: It's both Amys! I'm under a lot of pressure. And also, that dog is a piece of trash!
Rosa: I can tell something else is going on, you don't have to pretend to be mad at the dog.
Amy: First of all, I'm not pretending. That dog sucks!

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Okay, relax, You're probably not pregnant, it's entirely possible Hitchcock's cologne disrupted your cycle.
Amy: Right, yes. That is a very real possibility.

Quote from Captain Holt

Officer Debbie Fogle: Okay, I know you haven't done this in a while, so here's a tip keep your hat on. Because of all the standing still, the pigeons think we're statues and they will poop on you or peck you. Both are bad.
Captain Holt: Thank you for the helpful tip.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, I've got a ton of them. They're mostly about the dangers of standing. A year on the beat without prescription insoles can take two years off your life.
Captain Holt: Any way to speed the process up?
Officer Debbie Fogle: [laughs] Okay, I've got a funny guy for a partner. But seriously, you have to monitor your foot health. I'll gonna send you a pedometer app that I use. You're gonna love it. It has robust social features. We can give each other "foot-fives"!
Captain Holt: No, thank you, I keep count of my steps in my head, like a normal person. I'm up to 6,743 for the day.

Quote from Charles

Jake: Wait, stop. How would you like to stick around and assist on the case?
Charles: You sure, Jake, I mean, there's only room for one Manhunter.
Captain Holt: Boyle is right, I don't want to overstep.
Jake: You're not overstepping.
Charles: I mean, he interrupted the song, but whatever.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: And if the shooter's watching, I hope you like living between St. Charles Place and Connecticut Avenue.
Chris Reneaux: Because that's where jail is in "Monopoly." A great line from a great man, or should I say, Manhunter.
Jake: Yeah, he overstepped.

Quote from Jake

Officer Debbie Fogle: Ray, there you are! I can't believe you left your post again. Detectives, I'm sorry for my partner's bad boy behavior.
Captain Holt: I am not a bad boy, I'm trying to catch bad boys! If anything, I'm a good boy.
Officer Debbie Fogle: That's exactly what a bad boy would say.
Jake: It's definitely not, and no need to apologize, we have a job to do.

Quote from Amy

Rosa: Okay, good news. I found a bodega in the containment zone and got a bunch of pregnancy tests.
Amy: A bunch?
Rosa: Yeah. It's a New York bodega, you can't be too cautious.
Amy: Good point. Yep, expired ten years ago.
Rosa: Open. And used!
Amy: Made of gummies? Why?
Rosa: Weirdly vibrating.
Amy: This is for teens. That's dark.

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: I know what's going on here.
Rosa: You do?
Sergeant Jeffords: Yep. You're talking about me. I know 'cause my daughters are doing the same thing. Every time I go in that room, they get all weird and quiet. That's 'cause they're making fun of Daddy. Is that what you're doing, making fun of Daddy?
Rosa: First off-
Sergeant Jeffords: Yeah, I heard it, I'm sorry.

Quote from Amy

Rosa: Secondly, we're not talking about you.
Sergeant Jeffords: What are you talking about, then?
Amy: Our favorite porns.
Sergeant Jeffords: What?
Rosa: It's true. We have specific favorite porns. And we're talking about 'em.
Amy: Yeah.
Sergeant Jeffords: Okay, legally, I feel as though I need to back away. But I want it to be known that I still do not believe you. Get back to work!

Quote from Charles

Jake: Nice, Charles!
Charles: Name's not Charles, it's Boyhunter.
Jake: You know what, you earned it. Way to get your boy, Boyhunter!

Quote from Jake

Jake: We gotta start brainstorming headlines for tomorrow's paper.
Charles: I got one. "The Only Assassin in this City is Jake Peralta Because He Just Killed This Case."
Jake: I don't know if we want to make it seem like I'm the assassin.
Charles: Yeah, good thinking.
Jake: How about this, "Hero Cop Saves City, "Pitt, Clooney Circling To Play Him In Biopic."

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Why is the tent so quiet? Is everybody talking about me now?
Rosa: Nobody is talking about you.
Sergeant Jeffords: Sure. Terry walks into a tent and everybody just happens to stop talking at the same damn time? You are gaslighting me just like my daughters!
Amy: Terry, I think you're being paranoid.
Sergeant Jeffords: I'm not paranoid! I put a recording device in my girls' room.
Amy: You planted a bug in your daughters' room?
Sergeant Jeffords: I do what I have to do. They said I look like a giant triangle!
Rosa: Is that an insult?
Sergeant Jeffords: I don't know! But they were laughing like it was, and it hurt just the same! Don't have kids!

Quote from Scully

Jake: Just tell us what you know, please?
Hitchcock: There's Lou's Dogs, he serves 'em up real plump.
Scully: Big Mike's does two dogs per bun.
Hitchcock: Hank's Franks great mustard selection.
Scully: Vicki's Vegan? I'd rather eat [bleep].
Hitchcock: Charlie does an al dente dog, it's got a really nice chew.
Scully: Johnny Arkansas serves it Little Rock style, although he can serve it Razorback-style.

Quote from Scully

Jake: Okay, enough, enough! We don't have time for this! Just tell us who has a cart at 6th and 11th.
Hitchcock: Oh, there are no hot dog carts there.
Charles: What? Never?
Scully: No way.
Hitchcock: Not a chance!
Scully: Zoning issue. Forget about it, Jake. It's Hungertown.

Quote from Rosa

Amy: Urgh! Nothing's working!
Rosa: Maybe you just need to laugh. Here, look at this video of a man being trampled by a moose.
Amy: Dear Lord, that's horrifying!
Rosa: I know, it's hilarious.

Quote from Rosa

Rosa: Amy, stop. You've had enough water. I can hear it sloshing around inside you.
Amy: I know, but I still can't pee! I'm too stressed.
Rosa: You need to calm down. You know what helps me relax?
Amy: Kicking stuff?
Rosa: Absolutely. So, what or who do you wanna kick? That guy looks pretty kickable. Hey!

Quote from Officer Debbie Fogle

Jake: [over radio] Officer Holt? Officer Holt, do you copy?
Frank Murwin: Okay, cop. Turn it off.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Nice try. My partner doesn't follow orders.
Captain Holt: Debbie, you're misreading the situation.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh. I'm so sorry. We both... both follow orders.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: So you were the shooter, just like I said. And the man in the hoodie was just some random bystander on whom you tried to pin it!
Frank Murwin: No, he was in on it too.
Captain Holt: Oh. Well, I'm still half right.
Frank Murwin: Sure. Is that important to you?
Captain Holt: Very.

Quote from Amy

Amy: Stop it, Terry, okay? We haven't been talking about you! Oh. Kicking. I think kicking's working.
Rosa: Told you. Go with it. Keep kicking that can.
Amy: It worked, I have to pee! I finally have to pee!
Sergeant Jeffords: Wait, this is about you having to pee?
Amy: Yes!
Sergeant Jeffords: Wow. I guess I owe you guys an apology. I may have been bringing some things from home into the workplace.
Amy: Yeah, that was clear from the start, okay? Now, move, I need to find a bathroom.

Quote from Amy

Jake: NYPD, nobody move!
Rosa: You're surrounded! Don't do anything stupid.
Frank Murwin: Looks like we got ourselves a standoff.
Rosa: Fine by us, we got all the time in the world.
Amy: What? Uh-uh! I gotta pee!
Rosa: Perp secured.
Amy: Great, okay, cool! I gotta go! You guys are good, right? Bye!

Quote from Officer Debbie Fogle

Captain Holt: Thanks for saving us, Peralta.
Jake: Thank Debbie, we tracked you using her pedometer app.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, my goodness, I helped! And I got four new Foot Friend requests! What a day, guys!

Quote from Officer Debbie Fogle

Captain Holt: So, do you have any orders for me, sir?
Jake: Well, I do actually still need those cones picked up.
Captain Holt: We're on it.
Officer Debbie Fogle: We got cone duty? Yes! Best birthday yet.
Jake: It's your birthday?

Quote from Amy

Amy: Hey, so today was pretty intense.
Jake: You mean catching the shooter? I know, it's a great story. I just hope Pitt can get in good enough shape to play me in the movie, you know?

Quote from Jake

Amy: I mean, I was really stressed. This wasn't our plan, and we agreed we'd wait a year and there's so much to do first, and it would've been crazy, right?
Jake: Yeah, it would've been.
Amy: Okay.
Jake: But also might've been kinda cool.
Amy: Honestly? I was secretly bummed when the test came back negative.
Jake: Should we just start trying?
Amy: Seriously?
Jake: Yeah, seriously.
Amy: Okay. Yeah.

Quote from Jake

Sergeant Jeffords: We don't have time to take all this in, there's a shooter on the loose! Are you guys gonna be okay working together or not?
Captain Holt: Of course we will, I took an oath to protect this city no matter what my rank. I have no problem with Detective Peralta being my commander.
Jake: And I have no problem commanding him. Here, watch this. Captain, will you please lock down North 3rd Street, if that's okay with you, Captain?
Captain Holt: It certainly is!
Jake: Impressed?
Sergeant Jeffords: You said "please" and you called him "Captain" twice.
Jake: Yeah, we don't have time for this, Lieutenant. There's a shooter on the loose!

Quote from Amy

Sergeant Jeffords: Santiago!
Amy: Ah!
Sergeant Jeffords: What's going on here? Is everything okay?
Amy: Yeah, totes! [dabs] Right, Rosa?
Rosa: Uh, totes. [dabs]
Sergeant Jeffords: Why is everyone being all weird today? Just get back to work and be normal.
Amy: Yes, sir! Will do, we'll be normal. Nothing to stress about here. Hey, Fuzzy Paws! I'm paying you to work, not lick your butthole!
Rosa: Yeah, I'm gonna get you a pregnancy test.

Quote from Charles

Jake: Okay Boyle, it's time for the Manhunter to hunt... man.
Charles: [singing] Ooh, here he comes Watch out, men, he'll hunt you down. Ooh, here he comes Jake's a manhunter!
Jake: Charles... I love that. Keep doing the song while I work the scene.
Charles: You got it!

Quote from Jake

Jake: Officer Holt. I thought I stationed you... not here!
Captain Holt: Right. I'm just here in the plaza looking for, um this!
Jake: A half-eaten box of McNuggets?
Captain Holt: Yup, it's my lunch.
Jake: Uh-huh. And what type of food is a McNugget?
Captain Holt: Some type of a paella?
Jake: You had to know that was a bad guess.
Captain Holt: Well, the point is, I needed my paella and I noticed the sky bridge, so I thought I might be of some help, but I'll just go back and stand next to a piece of police tape and do nothing.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Great, I'll just leave my paella on the ground, save it for later.
Jake: We all know that's not your lunch!

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: So, the shooter was standing right here. A standard long gun would've ejected the casing right over there, where Holt is already putting down an evidence marker.
Captain Holt: Yes, I found it quite quickly.
Jake: Great, thank you for saving me the trouble of doing my job.
Captain Holt: Oh, sorry. Would you like me to pick the evidence marker back up so you can place it on the ground?
Charles: Yes!
Jake: No, of course not. Good work.
Both: I bet the shooter went that way.
Captain Holt: Sorry.
Jake: Yeah, it's okay.
Both: Follow me to the service entrance.
Captain Holt: Ugh, we did it again. I'm so sorry.
Jake: It's really no problem.
Captain Holt: Great! Follow me, everyone!

Quote from Sergeant Jeffords

Sergeant Jeffords: Hey, Santiago, nice work at checkpoint one. Wait, why are you guys being all weird again?
Amy: We're not being weird.
Sergeant Jeffords: Do not dab!
Amy: I wasn't going to.

Quote from Amy

Rosa: All right. Let's take this thing and get it over with.
Amy: I can't.
Rosa: What? Why?
Amy: I have no pee inside of me. I'm pee-free, Rosa! What do I do, what do I do?
Rosa: Drink water.
Amy: Oh, yeah. You're smart. You're a very good friend, I'm glad you're here.

Quote from Jake

Captain Holt: Detective Peralta! I see you got the man you were looking for.
Jake: With your help, officer! I really couldn't have done it without you.
Captain Holt: No, this was all you. We were in a completely wrong location.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Which was a huge relief to me. Plus, we got a lot of steps in. I'm drowning in foot-fives.
Jake: Well, no need to focus on who was where or what a foot-five is.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I have a headline. "Pitt, Clooney Laugh At Jake Peralta For Arresting the Wrong Man."
Jake: Well, I don't know if they would laugh at me for saving what, did you just say I got the wrong man?

Quote from Officer Debbie Fogle

Jake: What do you mean we got the wrong man? What are you talking about?
Captain Holt: You know how you sent Debbie and me off on a wild goose chase?
Jake: Oh, so you figured that out?
Captain Holt: Well, Debbie did. She's quite the detective.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, I'm really not. I'm just always being given meaningless tasks and I'm not complaining.

Quote from Captain Holt

Jake: So what, you're just saying we have the wrong guy now, because you're upset about the fake lead?
Captain Holt: No, I'm saying you have the wrong guy because you do. When I realized your lead was nothing but hooey, I went back to re-interview the hot dog man, but he was gone. And why was that? Debbie, tell 'em!
Officer Debbie Fogle: Oh, no, I don't want to be a part of this.
Captain Holt: Because the hot dog man is the shooter.
Charles: What? That seems like a reach.
Captain Holt: Sometimes, when you reach, you grab the truth.
Charles: Sorry, Jake, he turned it around on me.
Jake: Come on!
Captain Holt: The hot dog man gave a false statement to throw us off the scent and then vanished while we were off looking for the wrong guy. Face it, you're no Manhunter. If anything, you're a Wrong Manhunter.

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: I told you to treat me like any uniformed officer. It's not my fault that you don't know how to give an order!
Jake: Okay, fine. Here's one. We're lifting the lockdown, go pick up cones.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Ooh, I love cone duty!
Captain Holt: Debbie, can it! We have the wrong guy. You cannot lift the lockdown.
Jake: Go pick up cones, that's an order.
Captain Holt: No!
Jake: Fine, then you're off the case!
Captain Holt: Good.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Do I still get to pick up cones?
Both: No!

Quote from Rosa

Amy: I'm not kicking anybody, okay? I just need, like, some calming noises.
Rosa: Okay, close your eyes.
Amy: Okay.
Rosa: Glub, glub, glub.
Amy: What is that?
Rosa: It's a babbling brook. Glub, glub, glub.
Amy: You know what? It's pretty good.
Rosa: Thank you. Everybody, shut up! Glub, glub, glub, glub, glub, glub.

Quote from Officer Debbie Fogle

Officer Debbie Fogle: I know we got kicked off the case, but there is good news. I unlocked a new accessory for my Foot Friend avatar: a sandal!

Quote from Captain Holt

Captain Holt: Debbie, wait. Change of plans. We're not going back to the precinct.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Are we gonna go rogue and pick up cones?
Captain Holt: Oh, we're going way more rogue than picking up cones. Listen, it's unlikely our shooter had his own hot dog cart where'd he get it from?
Officer Debbie Fogle: Please don't make me help you with this.
Captain Holt: My guess is the food cart garage just two blocks away from our crime scene, or, shall I say, 238 steps.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Don't tempt me with steps.
Captain Holt: This is a defining moment for you. You can either obey orders for the rest of your life and make no impact on the world, or stand up! And solve this case with me.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Is there a third option?
Captain Holt: Nervously tag along.
Officer Debbie Fogle: Great. I choose the nervously tag along option.

Quote from Charles

Charles: Okay, the reporters are all set for your press conference. It's your big moment, are you excited?
Jake: No.
Charles: Oh. Are you worried about your voice cracking? Do you want me to help you warm up your throat?
Jake: What would that entail?
Charles: I'll just show you.
Jake: Don't show me, tell me.
Charles: I blow hot air into my hands and I stroke your neck.
Jake: That's not gonna happen, and it's not why I'm stressed.

Quote from Charles

Jake: We might have to delay the press conference.
Charles: But this is the moment we've been waiting for. My dad's driving home early from his brother's funeral to watch it live.
Jake: Wait, he's doing what?
Charles: If you want me to put it in a better context, I can't. This was very important to him.

Quote from Hitchcock

Jake: Holt is a great cop, and I know the demotion's driving him crazy, but his gut is usually right. I think we need to find that hot dog cart guy.
Charles: Okay, fine. But who do we know that could find us a random New York hot dog guy?
[cut to:]
Hitchcock: So, you need a little help from the Weiner Warriors.
Jake: Well, I hate that.

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