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Quote from the episode Old School

Rosa: And when this is over, I'm going to find you, and I'm going to break those little fingers.
Judge: Ms. Diaz, please stop threatening the stenographer!

Quote from the episode Tactical Village

Terry: Talk to him, that's what friends do.
Rosa: Nope. I'm gonna wait 'til I'm on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Terry: That's your plan for dealing with this?
Rosa: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy-seven arguments I'm going to win that way.

Quote from the episode Boyle-Linetti Wedding

Rosa: I've only said I love you to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret.
Boyle: Which one?
Rosa: Grandpa. He beat cancer so I now I look like an idiot.

Quote from the episode Lockdown

Gina: I can't believe this is one of the last things I'm ever gonna see.
Rosa: Actually, with Anthrax the last things you'll see will be doctor, blood, doctor, puss, scab, nothing.

Quote from the episode The Swedes

Jake: Hey, next week is my six-month anniversary with Amy. Should I do something special?
Rosa: You know what I like about our relationship, Jake? We don't talk about our love lives, or our families, or anything that's on our minds. It's why you're my closest friend in the world.

Quote from the episode Yippie Kayak

Captain Holt: Diaz, are we still on for the polar bear swim tonight?
Rosa: It's either that or go carolling with my family, so yeah. I'd rather walk into the freezing ocean.

Quote from the episode Lockdown

Gina: I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
Rosa: Not one word of that is true.

Quote from the episode The Apartment

Rosa: Next time I catch him shaving I'm gonna punch him so hard in the mouth that he bites his own heart.

Quote from the episode Johnny and Dora

Rosa: Anyone over the age of six celebrating a birthday should go to hell.

Quote from the episode Jake and Sophia

Rosa: Hey, you should run. Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Amy: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Rosa: I just forget stuff like a cool person.

Quote from the episode The Tagger

Rosa: Thank you, Carlene. Your entire life is garbage.

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Rosa: I love getting to know people. It's my jam.

Quote from the episode Pontiac Bandit

Jake: Doug Judy and I know this guy. You have to trust us!
Rosa: Do I? One of you is a criminal, and the other one is dressed like Steve Harvey.

Quote from the episode Tactical Village

Rosa: Right, that's the guy you said the lame stuff about. Like he's a good listener.
Amy: Sorry, what do you look for in a guy?
Rosa: Real stuff, like the shape of his ass.

Quote from the episode The Mattress

Rosa: All right, I'll take one. Now, go sell your candy to everyone else, stupid.
Terry: Hey, hey, hey. You can't call a kid stupid. What if he's really stupid?
Rosa: Terry, this is Sam, my little brother from Brooklyn's Big Brothers.
Sam: I think it's funny when she calls me stupid.
Rosa: No one cares, stupid.

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